Okay, this is my first Phineas and Ferb fanfic and Im trying to do PnF oneshots so I can get my writing urge for it outta the way so I can focus on my other stories. This is also the first PerryxVanessa story for I am credited as being the first fan of it. Now I will tell you right now that this story is meant to be humorous. It is intended to be romantic and sweet but the bulk of the writing is meant to be comedic. What I mean is that you will often find Perry interrupting the story to say something that you may or may not find funny. But anyway, enjoy! Hope yall give my story a chance!
Hello. My name is Perry the Platypus and I have a secrete to tell you. What is this secrete you ask? Well, it could be that I live a double life as an agent for the O.W.C.Aor it could be that Im incredibly fond of my host familyor maybe its that deep down inside, I hope to never loose my one true nemesis. Well if you guessed anyone of these things, I would have to say youre right. All of these secretes are true. But this is a secrete so dark and sowellsecretethat there are only two people on this whole planet who know about it. (I would say the whole universe but Im afraid that little alien with the cute face found out about itdont ask he just did!) So you must be wonderingwhy would I tell you this secrete? Welllets just say I want to get it off my chest without a bunch of people I know learning about it. I mean come on, do you really have the access to contact the people I know? You dont even know me! I mean how are you gonna get a hold of Monogramor Carlor Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz? Ohwaitwell I just revealed their nameswell there goes the idea of using codenames for this story. Ughsee I was gonna do this whole thing where I called Monogram My Boss and Carl The Intern AND I was gonna call Doofenshmirtz The Idiot I Call My Nemesis. But oh welllets just hope you have no way of contacting them. So before I go off an accidently give you some way to contact themlet me tell you my secrete. Here it goesI, Perry the Platypus, am in love with my nemesis daughterVanessa Doofenshmirtz. Andto make matters worseshe is a human. But do not worry my new friends, although I cant say that my story ends the way I wish it did, it does turn out well for the both of us. So, let me tell you of how this love for this beautiful girl came to be.