Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: How I Fell For My Nemesis Daughter Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: How I Fell For My Nemesis Daughter Chapter 1

Okay, this is my first Phineas and Ferb fanfic and Im trying to do PnF oneshots so I can get my writing urge for it outta the way so I can focus on my other stories. This is also the first PerryxVanessa story for I am credited as being the first fan of it. Now I will tell you right now that this story is meant to be humorous. It is intended to be romantic and sweet but the bulk of the writing is meant to be comedic. What I mean is that you will often find Perry interrupting the story to say something that you may or may not find funny. But anyway, enjoy! Hope yall give my story a chance!

Hello. My name is Perry the Platypus and I have a secrete to tell you. What is this secrete you ask? Well, it could be that I live a double life as an agent for the O.W.C.Aor it could be that Im incredibly fond of my host familyor maybe its that deep down inside, I hope to never loose my one true nemesis. Well if you guessed anyone of these things, I would have to say youre right. All of these secretes are true. But this is a secrete so dark and sowellsecretethat there are only two people on this whole planet who know about it. (I would say the whole universe but Im afraid that little alien with the cute face found out about itdont ask he just did!) So you must be wonderingwhy would I tell you this secrete? Welllets just say I want to get it off my chest without a bunch of people I know learning about it. I mean come on, do you really have the access to contact the people I know? You dont even know me! I mean how are you gonna get a hold of Monogramor Carlor Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz? Ohwaitwell I just revealed their nameswell there goes the idea of using codenames for this story. Ughsee I was gonna do this whole thing where I called Monogram My Boss and Carl The Intern AND I was gonna call Doofenshmirtz The Idiot I Call My Nemesis. But oh welllets just hope you have no way of contacting them. So before I go off an accidently give you some way to contact themlet me tell you my secrete. Here it goesI, Perry the Platypus, am in love with my nemesis daughterVanessa Doofenshmirtz. Andto make matters worseshe is a human. But do not worry my new friends, although I cant say that my story ends the way I wish it did, it does turn out well for the both of us. So, let me tell you of how this love for this beautiful girl came to be.

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Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Future Summer Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Future Summer Chapter 1

Hey, smallhobbit here!
Just so you guys know, that part at the end is supposed to be an illusion to Perry. Apparently, some people don’t get that.
Also, I tried to stay away from couples in this unless the couples were mentioned in the show itself.

Chapter One

He paced the room deep in thought, only stopping to scratch the back of his pet platypuss head or look through the occasional paper. Finally, as he was looking at some long forgotten papers a smile slowly crossed his face.
In a sudden burst of excitement he picked up his platypus and shouted, Perry, I know what were going to do this summer! but all he got in reply was the typical soft chattering noise that Perry always made. He gave a quick glace to the door before adding, I should go tell Ferb

Isabella had a crush on a boy at her school. Actually to be entirely truthful, she had had a crush on him since they were kids and she hoped he shared the feeling.
Her eyes searched the cafeteria for him, hoping he was either sitting at a table next to his step-bother explaining away another plan or fixing some long-broken machine to good as new, but for some reason she couldnt find him anywhere.

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Candace Flynn has eventually ravaged with her bf!

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Hentai Picture: Candace Flynn has eventually ravaged with her bf!
One awesome cum-drinker of Phineas and Ferb is showing her skills in assriding on huge and stiff cock for the start and then getting pumped by this thick tool while lying on her back! Candace Flynn washes foam off her sporty body and gives a blowjob to her animal right in a bathroom. Bosomy hootchie from Phineas and Ferb is bobbing under heavy pussy assault in the entry!

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Linda Flynn is waiting for someone to come and use her yam-sized huge butt

Phineas Und Ferb Isabella Hot

Hentai Picture: Linda Flynn is waiting for someone to come and use her yam-sized huge butt
Watch out for the set of lecherous pictures much more agile than you can even dare to imagine: perfect, hottest and the greatest meaty fellows all at one location. Wet Linda Flynn strives to bonk for hours and eat all the cum that’s there from those dicks. Porn variant of Phineas and Ferb is right here with all new scenes from the sex lifestyles of celebrated personages…

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Turn It Into Love Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Turn It Into Love Chapter 1

WASUP WASSUP WASSUPPPP

Okay, so I decided to start a new fic becaus ei simply ADORE Phineas and Ferb. This was based off a dream I had after watching porn. Yes. Yes it is.

Pairings: Doofenshmirtz/Human!Perry

Warnings: GUYYYY LOVVVE do not want, do not read plz

“Ferb,” Phineas cried, “I know what we’re going to do today!”

While Phineas was explaining his and Ferb’s new big plans for the rest of the day that would ultimately lead into the usual disaster that turned out well in the end with Candace still unable to “bust” her brothers, Perry glimpsed at his two beloved owners and shifted his eyes to make sure they weren’t looking. When he felt safe enough, he crept away silently behind the tree in which they sat upon everyday and a random hole suddenly appeared in the ground, quickly reforming back into it’s usual covered grass area like nothing never happened.

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Busty Vanessa and mechanical tentacles

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Hentai Picture: Busty Vanessa and mechanical tentacles
Phineas and Ferb characters get back with a bunch of new sex episodes that will get your prick stiff! Don’t loose the stunning chance to watch bitchy babe girl riding on a huge dick with her naughty lips busy with a juicy dick. Fair haired Phineas and Ferb slut with killer body gets drilled by four hot rods and gets her meat melons splattered with sperm!

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Only now Candace Flynn has understood that she has a boyfriend!

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Hentai Picture: Only now Candace Flynn has understood that she has a boyfriend!
Sight at how sizable Phineas and Ferb pieces of calico got lilied in bruises, rheums, spermatic fluid and are forced in all manner of skirt-happy dissipation. Blonde Phineas and Ferb slut with sexy body takes four cocks in her every hole and gets her meat melons splattered with sperm. The whore taking cock between her gorgeous bum cheeks and bringing into view her cum-drenched ass snatch on cam…

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Another Phinbella story – Chapter 2

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Another Phinbella story – Chapter 2

Another
Phinbella story- chapter 2 why did she have to buy souvenirs?

As they arrived
in the capital, they went to Missouri river, and Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro
discovered a souvenir store near the river:

Kids, Ill
let you guys here for a moment and Ill buy some souvenirs for us
to remember this trip.

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ferb was
following them and he thought: this is my chance. And he
laughed spookily.

As, he appeared,
his brother asked:

Hey, Ferb. How
did you come here?

It doesnt
matter. The question is: would you like a giant loaf?- as he said
it, he pulled the ray from his back.

What are you
talking abo-“- before the boy finish his phrase, he became a
loaf, which was eaten by lots of ravens.

Isabella was
puzzled but she asked:

what was
that?

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Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: Phineas and Ferb Thru the eyes of others Chapter Four

Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: Phineas and Ferb Thru the eyes of others Chapter Four

Life from the eyes of Different Characters

This story is written through the eyes of Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, forgive me if I don’t recall entirely how 9 year old girls act, if I just sat around checking how 9 year old girls acted people would think I was creepy. I included a reference to “Times Change” a fantastic story written by Roy42 that you should check out. Anyway hope you enjoy, I don’t own the characters, so whatever. That would be Swampy Marsh and Dan Povenmire and Disney of course.

–Danville, SD– Summer 2008

July 17th, 2008

Dear Diary,

Last night was the “Night of the Falling Stars girls’ choice dance” and I finally got the nerve to ask Phineas to come with me, he said yes and then told me he and Ferb would walk with me to the dance I can’t believe he thought I meant we should go as friends, I was wearing such a cute purple dress too!!! Well once we got to the dance I was able to get Gretchen to run over and dance with Ferb leaving me to have a few moments alone with Phineas, but all he could talk about was his plans for today…with Ferb.

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Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: The romantic dinner – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: The romantic dinner – Chapter 1

AN: well, I wrote
two fics but, the ship fic still dont have a continuation. Now,
Im writing this continuation.

Chapter1:
The pizza guy changed everything

One
week after, Isabella came back from the hotel and there was a
beautiful stone garden in front of her house.

RING
ring her phone was ringing.

Hello?

Isabella?

Yes,
whos calling?

Its
Phineas.

Oh.

Can
I go to your house?

Ah,
now?

Yep.

Well,
yeah, sure.

OK,
Im going.

OK.

Like
ten seconds after, the doorbell ringed and Isabella answered it.

Isabella,
I wanted to ask if, well, after that kiss are we bf and gf?

She
was really scared about that question, but she was saved by the bell
the doorbell-again.

It
was the pizza guy:

Hey!

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