Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: A New Villain Chapter 7

A New Villain

Perry felt so bad now. He had broken the agent code and let his family see his secret lair
where he did all of his agent stuff. While the family was shocked
for the most part, Phineas was highly impressed.

Wow, this is so
cool, he said, Its just like the lab Ferb built me.

I told you, Phineas,
I Ferb started as Phineas covered his mouth and said, Not
now, Ferb. I wanna check this place out some more.

Ferb sighed. Why was
it that this was the one time Phineas didnt bother to listen to
him? It was true that at a point, the two had accidentally stumbled
upon this lab before, but since Perry wasnt there, Phineas only
assumed that Ferb had invented the whole thing along with their
secret agent mission.

As Candace just started
to freak out, Perry turned on a big screen TV as the face of Major
Monogram appeared.

Oh, good, youre
here, Agent P, he said, Well, the robot has only gotten much
more powerful and continues to get stronger. Since you and
Doofenshmirtz both failed to stop it, were going to send other
agents to help you thwart this threat.

Then he froze when he
looked up and saw a bunch of other people in the room. He blinked
and ducked under his chair.

Karl, who are those
people? he asked his faithful intern who shrugged and said, I
assume those are Agent Ps human masters.

Monogram looked up when
Perry let out a low growl and replied, You mean to tell me that
you let your family know your deep dark secret? Oh, for shame, Agent
P. And to make matters worse, I even brought up that there were
other agents. Im sorry, but Im going to have to erase your
memories and strip you of your power, Agent P.

Perry let down a tear
and sighed with defeat as Candace, once again feeling these caring
feelings shed never had before, got in the way and snapped, NOW
YOU LISTEN TO ME!!

Hey, its that
human disguise Agent P was wearing once, Monogram said, clearly
referring to the time when Perry and Candace went through a couple of
teleporters and switched brains.

Please, I would
rather not speak of that again, Candace grumbled, Look, I have
pretty much seen things much weirder than my pet platypus actually
doing something, let alone being an agent. My brothers invent stuff
that shouldnt even be possible everyday! This is the most normal
thing I have ever seen from this family!

Monogram was silent
while Karl was actually turned on by this yelling. He felt like such
a dork now.

Look, Candace
said, I dont know much about Perrys business, but seeing as
you call upon him more often than the others, he must be your best. We wont tell anyone about this, but please, allow Perry to at the
very least stop Brandon.

That was beautiful,
Lawrence said as Candace replied, I have no idea where that came
from.

Monogram hadnt
expected that either, but he had to admit, the girl had a point. Perry was truly their most faithful agent and he was more loyal than
the others. Perry also clearly cared about his family more than
anything.

While it often seemed
like he was ignoring them and merely using them for shelter and food,
he actually loved them. He loved it when Phineas and Ferb at least
gave him some time to enjoy the things that they created. He loved
it when Linda fed him his precious platypus food made mostly from
worms. He also loved how Phineas and Ferb had invented a wooden toy
based off of him.

Well, Agent P, I
hope you appreciate all the help Im giving you, Monogram said
as Phineas finally recognized his face and said, Hey, thats the
coronal who gave us our mission once.

Please, I am an army
major, Monogram said, I outrank the coronal!

With that, Perry turned
to his family, took off his agent hat and looked down at the ground
with shame in his eyes. He had broken so many rules today, and they
had saved him. He didnt deserve to be an agent anymore.

Cheer up, Perry,
Phineas said, We used to think you were just some dumb pet. Now
we know better.

Perry looked up as the
boy stated, You are the coolest dumb pet we ever had! Forget the
other dumb pets. How many other pet owners have secret agents as
their pets?

Perry shifted his eyes
around like a ninja in response to that. The truth was that every
city and town had one agent posing as a house pet.

Linda placed a hand on
Perrys shoulder and said, Well, you go out and save the world.

Perry realized that for
once, this was easier said than done. For once, Perry was faced with
an enemy he couldnt beat. But then again, he was really close
now. Maybe he could do it.

Hey, no worries,
Phineas said, We can help you.

Oh no you dont!
Linda snapped as Candace said, Mom, as much as it pains me to
admit this, they are the only ones here who actually have what it
takes to help against a giant robot.

Linda had to admit,
this was a difficult situation. If Phineas and Ferb didnt get
involved, there was a big chance the city would be destroyed followed
by the world. She had to just accept defeat and let them do whatever
they could.

And so, they went into
the garage as Doofenshmirtz joined them and said, Look, I dont
know why you cant ask for my help. I have genius inventions too.

Then there was a
silence as he looked down at the ground and said, Alright, lets
see what these kids can do.

And so, Ferb took out
the 3 blueprints from this morning.

Since we made a
rocket already, we can either build our own giant robot or make a new
kind of cheese, Phineas said.

To everyone in the
area, this was a no-brainer. Even Phineas realized that there was
only one thing to do.

Well invent a new
type of cheese! he suggested as Ferb glanced at him and shook his
head.

The cow mooed and put
on a business hat as she exited the room. She wasnt going to
stand for this kind of treatment.

And so the stepbrothers
started on their robot. It was very complicated and they needed to
buy a number of supplies, and soon they came to a realization.

For once, we cant
do it, Phineas said, The whole city doesnt have enough
supplies for us. Even the leftover parts from our other metal-based
inventions dont seem to be enough.

Ferb thought about this
and for once said, I think I have an idea.

Is it another secret
lab? Phineas asked as Ferb smacked his forehead and said, I did
not invent that lab. It was Perrys lab. SHEESH!!

It felt good to finally
let that out. Then Ferb called up the very people he knew he could
turn to, The Fireside Girls Troop 46231.

They
were the local girl scout group guided by Isabella. They liked music
and never had been seen without a smile on their faces. They usually
counted on Phineas and Ferb to help get their badges. Very little was
known about them though. They were mostly little helpers or
supportive citizens who were there when Phineas needed assistance. Sadly, Isabella was the only member in the troop whose name was
actually known. There was a girl named Gretchen, but no one actually
knew which one that was since Isabella said it
when the whole group was together.

And so, the girl scouts
came by on their bicycles as fast as they could as Ferb handed them
special devices.

Put these onto the 5
biggest vehicles you can find, Phineas said as the girls gave him
a salute and rushed off.

(If you cant already
tell, this is leading to a Power Rangers reference)

Brandon was laughing
insanely causing more mindless damage and chaos when the girl scouts
had managed to find 5 fairly big vehicles. One was an airplane, one
was a bulldozer, one was a cruise ship, one was an underground train
and the last one was a big model of the Mystery Machine from Scooby
Doo.

And so, Ferb pressed a
button as the vehicles came together. They opened up and started to
form into a big robot. Sadly, they fit so poorly that after
assembling, all 5 of them exploded.

That was pointless,
Candace said with disgust as Perry slapped his forehead.

Not quite,
Phineas said, We can use the metal from them to finish the giant
robot.

Ferb gave Phineas
thumbs up as the family just stared in shock. All that work and that
was his actual plan? To blow up other peoples vehicles for spare
parts? Well, it worked, so who were they to complain right now?

And so, Phineas climbed
into the big robot and sang, Look at this. This is our robot. We
built out of robot parts and cooking pots. We also had to destroy 5
useful vehicles to make this robot complete, controlling it just
gives me chills.

Then Ferb and Perry
joined him as Phineas pressed a button ordering the robot to dance
like he had first done when he built the robot versions of himself
and Ferb.

This is our very own
giant robot, Phineas sang, We made it in an hour for battle. Were going to beat that Brandon with parts from a cooking pot, and
we will cause his head to rattle! This is the ultimate giant robot!

The robot then did an
overdramatic pose as Phineas had ordered it to and started to stamp
through the town ready to action.

Doofenshmirtz just
stared in aw and said, I must admit, Im impressed.

Then he ran over to it
and shouted, WAIT FOR ME! BRANDONS MY NEW NEMESIS TOO!!

Im going too,
Candace said, as Linda just placed a hand on her shoulder and shook
her head. This wasnt for someone who didnt know a thing about
piloting a huge machine.