Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Chaotic Christmas Chapter 5

Chapter
5

Christmas
morning

Ba
dee dee dink, ba dee dee dink, ba dee dee dink. Phineas
slapped his hand on his alarm clock, trying to stop the constant
ringing from waking up his parents so early in the morning. Ferb had
made sure that their alarm clock was set to 5:00 am, so that way they
would be awake before many other people on their street were.

Grraahh,
Phineas groaned, not wanting to get out of his bed. But even though
Phineas was still half asleep, Ferb was already dressed and ready to
show Danville their display of lights. Ferb walked to Phineass
bed to wake him up.

Phineas,
Phineas, Ferb whispered, gently shaking his stepbrother to jolt
him awake.

What?
Phineas asked in a harsh
tone.

Come
on, weve gotta put the finishing touches on our display outside.
Isabella and The Fireside Girls are already in the front lawn waiting
for us. Besides, waking up early was your
idea, remember?

After
hearing what Ferb had told him, Phineas swiftly sat up in his bed,
eyes wide open. Ferb, I completely forgot! Its Christmas!

How
could you forget that?
Ferb asked, followed by a laugh from both of them.

Ha
ha, I dont know buddy, but come on, lets go! Phineas had
dressed himself in his snow clothes the previous night, so that way
he could go as soon as he woke up the next morning.

Phineas
and Ferb eased down the stairs, making sure to skip the squeaky step
on the very bottom of the staircase. They quietly opened the front
door, and squeezed each of themselves through it. Once they were
both outside, Ferb gently closed the door behind them, making sure
not to slam it shut.

They
ran to the middle of the lawn to talk over their game plan with
Isabella and The Fireside Girls.

Glad
you could be here, girls, Phineas began. Ferb and I did a
light check last night; none of the bulbs are burnt out. Did you
guys bring what you were required to bring?

Weve
got the Mary and Joseph actors for the Nativity scene, theyve got
their costumes on, and are setting up in the stable as we speak,
Gretchen of The Fireside Girls said.

And
Ive got the baby doll to play for Jesus, Isabella added.

Great
job, guys! Phineas said. This is going to look great all lit
up.

Back
in Phineas and Ferbs room

Perry
the Platypus was just beginning to wake up; he had made sure to set
an alarm to rise early for himself. Perry entered Head Quarters
through a tunnel located under Phineass bed.

Once
inside, he got into his hover-car again. Before going to
Doofenshmirtzs place, he had to make a few stops along the way.

Stop
number one for Agent P was the main spy head quarters where Monogram
and Carl had Dr. Lloyd Wexler captured. He entered through another
series of tunnels before he reached the main base.

When
Perry went to enter the main door, he had to enter his spy ID number.
He entered in his password, then made a swift entrance through the
front door. Now, to find
Lloyd, Perry thought.
Again, Agent P was stuck in a place that was basically a jungle of
rooms and hallways. How was he ever going to find Dr. Wexler before
sunrise? Ugh, my bad luck
with finding people

Although,
it didnt take long for Perry the Platypus to find Lloyd. Upon
entering the main corridor of the underground head quarters, Perry
ran into Carl. Apparently Perrys stirring had caused Carl to wake
up.

Hey,
youre not Santa!
Carl observed when he ran into Perry. After he said this, Perry
heard another voice easing up from behind Carl.

Ha!
I told you, Carl! And of course, that familiar voice was Major
Monogram. He ran up to Carls side to see who this Santa
actually was.

Agent
P! Nice to see you. Youre here for Dr. Wexler, yes? Monogram
asked. Sure that Agent P was surely not Santa Claus; Carl exited
back to his room.

Perry
responded to the Major my shaking his head yes.

Alright,
Ill go get him.

Or,
Perry heard a voice say, coming from behind Monogram, I could just
get myself. The voice was Dr. Wexler.

Wait
a minute! How did you? Major Monogram began to ask.

Dont
ask, Lloyd answered. Now if you dont mind, Im going to
leave with this little platypus now.

Alright
Agent P, dont let him out of your sight. I dont want him
running off.

Perry
saluted to Monogram, and headed back outside where he and Dr. Wexler
would fly to Vanessas house.

Agent
P climbed into his hover-car, and motioned for Dr. Wexler to climb
in.

Uh,
exactly how are
we both going
to fit in this? Lloyd asked, making a clear distinction of the
limited space.

Perry
pushed a green button located on the hover-cars dashboard, and
upon doing so, the car expanded and added an extra seat.

Nice.

The
Flynn-Fletcher house 6:00 a.m.

Okay,
guys, this is it! Phineas said excitedly, double checking to make
sure everything was set.

Ferb,
its all yours, Phineas directed, pointing to Ferb to influence
his importance.

Stand
back! Its gonna be bright! Isabella said as everyone backed
farther away from the lawn.

And
suddenly, with one little flip of a switch, the entire house was lit.

Lights
of all colors blinked to the synchronized patterns of popular
Christmas songs. The giant glass of milk and cookies looked even
more appetizing than usual. The Nativity scene was completely alive.
A big toy train ran along tracks all over the house. Tinsel and
ornaments that were hanging on the giant Christmas trees shimmered
from the lights as the huge presents underneath were begging to be
unwrapped. It truly was a magnificent sight to behold.

Youre
right, Isabella said to Phineas, it does look better lit up.

In
a matter of minutes, people noticed the loud music and bright lights
from their homes. Most of the neighbors came out on the street to
adore the beauty of the childrens creation. Candace even went
outside of the house to look at it again.

Wow,
Jeremy said as he walked up to Candace. How did your brothers do
this?

Who
knows, Candace answered, but it really is amazing, isnt it?

Well
its definitely worth waking up at 6 a.m. for.

Meanwhile,
at Vanessas house

Agent
P and Dr. Wexler had just reached Charlene and Vanessas house
shortly after Phineas and Ferbs light display. They parked the
hover-car on the roof again, and Perry went to Vanessas window.
It was closed, but Vanessa was in her room, so Perry knocked on it
hoping it would wake her up. Luckily she did hear the knock, and
went to open her window.

Hey,
uh, Perry the Platypus, right? Vanessa asked. Perry was happy she
even made an attempt to remember his name. That was a good sign.

What
are you doing here?

Perry
took Vanessas hand and pulled her up on the roof with him.

Whoa-oh!
Vanessa said, trying not to lose her balance. Perry guided her to
the hover-car, where Dr. Wexler was waiting.

Hey,
I know you! Vanessa said after seeing Lloyd. Youre that Dr.
Lloyd Wexler guy that my dad never stops talking about.

Glad
to see Im being noticed he mumbled under his breath.

So,
anyway, why are you here? Vanessa asked again.

Well,
Lloyd answered, Agent P was explaining, or attempting to
explain this back at Head Quarters. Hes going to get us all- you,
me, and your mother- grouped up in particular room at your fathers
building. He pre-decorated it with Christmas decorations late last
night. Once were all in there, hes going to wake up Dr.
Doofenshmirtz and lead him into the room where we will be. Itll
be kind of like a surprise party, I guess you could say.

Thats
a great idea! Vanessa said. But, Perry, youre just going to
let us take all the credit?

Agent
P smiled. He was glad to help someone out, so he didnt really
mind.

Thats
so sweet of you.

But
anyway, Dr. Wexler interrupted, he needs you to meet us there
at seven thirty.

Seven
thirty, as in an hour and a half? Vanessa asked.

Yep.

Well
then I better go wake my mom up now, shes not an early riser.

Go,
go! Lloyd answered.

But
wait, which room will I meet you guys in?

Agent
P wrote down directions to the room on a sheet of note book paper and
handed it to Vanessa.

Okay,
Ill be there.

Vanessa
climbed back down into her room while Perry the Platypus and Dr.
Wexler headed off to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.