Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: Opertation Turkey Chapter Two

Phineas
stared at Ferb. But, we just had a Thanksgiving last year.
Phineas said.

Phineas,
think about what you just said. Ferb said. Phineas smirked.
Besides, I thought you liked Thanksgiving.

I
do, I mean, all kinds of food and both sides of our family comes.

Sowhats
the problem?

We
smell turkey.

Yeah

Well,
why dont we smell pumpkin pie?

Ferb
laughed. Well, maybe theyre starting it, lets go see.

Phineas
and Ferb walked into the kitchen. Linda and Lawrence were fixing the
turkeys and Candace was stuffing them.

Hi,
boys. Linda said.

Hi,
Mom. Phineas said.

Say,
boys, you know we have a bigger family now, with cousin Kenny getting
older and Mike and MacKay being born and Uncle Jack getting married,
could you guys heat up the turkey while we go get the ingredients for
the potato salad? Lawrence asked.

Sure,
Dad. Phineas said.

Great,
well be back in about a hour. Linda said.

O.K.,
bye. Phineas said as Linda and Lawrence walked out the door.

K,
squirts, Im gonna go fix the pumpkin pie. Can I trust you to be
alone while you heat up the turkey? Candace asked. Phineas and
Ferb nodded and Candace walked out of the room.

O.K.,
Ferb, lets see what we have to do. Phineas read the
instructions. O.K., 600 degrees for one hour.

Couldnt
we just do 1200 degrees for thirty minuets?

Ferb,
that almost never works.

We
can at least try. Ferb set it for 1200 degrees and put the turkey
in.

Phineas
looked at Ferb. Ferb, are you sure youre older? Because right
now I feel about five years older that you.

Ferb
sighed. I am positive youre my little brother by five months.
Phineas rolled his eyes.

Well,
it didnt burst out into flames so this might actually work.
Phineas said.

I
TOLD YOU SO! I TOLD YOU SO! Ferb chanted. Phineas looked at him
weirdly and Ferb locked eyes with him. Well check our birth
certificates tomorrow. he said in a low voice.

They
suddenly heard a crash in the other room. Perry? What did you do?
Phineas said. He ran into the other room while Ferb watched the
turkey. Uh, Ferb, you might want to come here. Phineas said
with a hint of worry in his voice. Ferb went into the living room,
but didnt see anything wrong. Ferb, up here. Phineas said
from the top of the stairs. Ferb ran up the stairs. Uh, its in
our room. Phineas said. You better go first.

Why?
Ferb asked walking toward his room.

So
I can get away easily. Phineas said. Ferb walked into his room and
could barely breathe. Perry was in the room with all of Ferbs CDs
in pieces on the floor and his boom box smashed on the ground, for it
had fallen a good way.

Perry
looked at him as if to say, Im sorry, Ferb, it was an
accident. Phineas looked at Ferb. He was breathing deeply, his
face was beat red and he was a little unstable and wobbly. You could
tell Ferb was M-A-D. Ferb walked over at Perry, still looking sorry.

That
was over five hundred dollars of things MY things. Ferb said
slowly.

Ferb,
control your temper. Phineas said slowly from the door way.

Perrys
as dead as that turkey! Ferb said lunging toward Perry. Perry ran
over to Phineas, who picked him up and put out a hand to stop Ferb.

Ferb,
Ill go put Perry outside. Dont loose your temper. Phineas
said. He walked downstairs and put Perry outside. Sorry, Perry,
when Ferb calms down a little bit, you can come back in. Phineas
shut the door, grabbed a garbage bag, and headed upstairs to his and
Ferbs room. Phineas knelt down beside Ferb and started picking up
the CD pieces. You know, you should be thankful you have
electricity and at least once had a boom box and about fifty CDs
as well as an I pod and a cell phone. Phineas said trying to make
Ferb feel better.

Ferb
nodded. I know. Ferb said helping Phineas.

And
at least you can replace all of this stuff. Phineas said putting
the in-tact piece of the boom box in the bag.

Yeah,
youre right, I can, except for one. Ferb said holding up a
piece of a CD. This was my very first CD. he said.

But
I thought you hated that CD. Phineas said.

I
do, but not when I first got it. My mom had my dad give it to me as
soon as I got my first CD player.

What
was it Fisher price sing with me CD player? Phineas said
trying to make Ferb laugh.

Ferb
smirked. Phineas

Just
trying to help. Phineas said.

Ferb
looked down. It was a mix of all the songs she used to sing to me
when I was in her womb. Ferb said then sighed.

You
miss her, dont you? Phineas asked. Ferb nodded. I miss my
dad, too. Phineas said.

What
happened to him? Ferb asked.

You
know how my birthdays New Years Day? Phineas asked.

Ferb
nodded now it was his turn to make Phineas laugh. Yeah, you wanted
to show yourself to the world before anyone else so they would
remember you.

Phineas
gave a weak smile. Know I know were related. Ferb laughed.

I
figured that out a long time ago. he said. Phineas and Ferb both
grew serious again.

Well,
the night before, my dad went out to party with some friends. He
didnt drink much, but just enough. When Candace called him saying
something was wrong with Mommy, he went to the car and started
driving. He was half-way there when- Phineas gulped. he died in
a car crash.

Im
sorry. Ferb said.

What
happened to your mom or Aunt Katie. Phineas asked.

My
mom died when I was born. I was premature and the doctors wanted to
save me first. My mom got to hold me once before she died with me in
her arms.

Im
sorry. Phineas said.

Its
O.k. Ferb responded.

You
know, maybe, if you gather up all the pieces, we can take it over to
Danny and he might be able to do something about it. Phineas said.

Ferb
nodded Ill try it. A little bit later, all the CD pieces
were picked up except for the bits of the one CD that was arranged in
a circle.

I
think we got all the pieces. Phineas said.

Ferb
nodded. Ill go get a bag. Ferb said getting up. He stopped
mid-step in the door way. Phineas, do you smell smoke? Ferb
asked. Phineas nodded. They both looked at each other wide-eyed and
Ferb darted down the stairs into the kitchen when Phineas heard OH
CRAP!