Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Hearts Failing Hopes Falling Chapter Five

Hearts
Failing, Hopes Falling

A
Brandie Delanie Creation

Disclaimer:
I dont own Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Perry or any other character
seen on Phineas and Ferb. The only thing I own is the laptop Im
typing on. Oh, wait; its my familys laptop!

Authors
Note: This is a story of troubles of living with a family member in
the hospital, barely clinging to life. If youve been in that
situation, youll understand the meaning of the story.

Spoiler:
Perry is very worried about Phineas, since hes known him for a
long time. Doofenshmirtz, Monogram and Karl are all worried about
Perry and, to some extent, Phineas. Even though they barely know him,
they were worried just the same.

Phineas
woke up to a misty morning. He looked over at his brother, Ferb, who
was still asleep. Phineas took his rubber ball and threw it at his
brother, saying, Hey, wake up, sleepy! Ferb sat up in bed and
looked at his brother with a reproachful look.

Perry
looked at Phineas and Ferb staring at each other. Phineas apologized,
Sorry, buddy. I just wanted you to wake up! The sleepy 15-year
old replied, Its ok. You just wanted someone to talk to. So,
Im all ears!

The
red-haired 13-year old said, Ferb, Ive been feeling really weak
and tired lately, our dad just says its a side effect of growing
up. Is he right? Should I tell mom? Ferb replied, Well, you
should tell both parents and compare their opinions. Then you should
try to figure it out yourself if your questions still not
answered,

Phineas
said, Well, Ive been feeling fatigued in the heart area. And I
often have to be pulled out of some soccer games because of that,
Now Ferb was getting worried. Could
it be? No, it cant be. Ferb, stop thinking that! You dont
need to worry Phineas right now.

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Candace
sat down to her breakfast, waffles with syrup. As she wolfed down her
breakfast, she noticed her step-brother, Ferb, coming down the steps.
He seemed worried for some reason.

Hey,
Ferb, whats wrong? Ferb whispered something to his sister.
Gasp! No! He cant! Im gonna tell mom! Ferb said while
holding his step-sister back, We cant tell her just yet. Well
need proof first. By the way, have you seen Perry?

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Perry
stood next to a shelf that was really a secret entrance as he put on
his hat. (DUN dun. DUN dun!) He dialed a number on a secret
number-pad. Then he entered his secret hideout, waiting for the
secret mission to be told.

(Great,
Im being redundant.)

Monogram
looked at Karl and said, Did you remember, dry-clean only? Karl
sweatdropped and laughed embarrassedly. You forgot, didnt you?
Karl replied, Sir, who has their underwear dry-cleaned?! Its
ridiculous! Look, its Agent P!

Perry
looked at the screen, waiting. Oh, Agent P! Well, this is
embarrassing, said Monogram.

Perry
wasnt paying any attention. Ferbs words to Candace (Perry has
excellent hearing) echoed in his head: Heart
failureheart failureheart failure

Agent
P. Agent P! Agent P! Perry snapped back to reality. He looked at
Monogram expectantly. Agent P, what were you thinking about?
Perry looked down at his feet, upset about Phineas situation.

Whats
wrong? Well understand. Right, Karl? Karl took out a
translator. Right, sir! Perry thought, Well,
Im afraid that Phineas has heart failure! He might die. And the
chances that hell get a heart transplant are one in a million. I
think Karl
repeated the message in third person.

Monogram
glanced at Perry, then at Karl. Karl seemed worried, too. Monogram
realized that Perry really cared about his owner. What
should I do? Start a fundraiser? How will I do it? Bake sale? Im
terrible at baking.

Karl
said, Um, sir? I think we could start a fundraiser. A doggy
day-care! And we could hand out fliers to help support Agent Ps
owner. Karl
is
on the right track, but is it a good idea? We need to meet Agent Ps
owner first for it to make sense. But we cant say something like,
Your platypus told us. Thatd be stupid!

Perry
looked up at the lights that lit up the little room. He was thinking
that maybe he could go on a mission to watch Phineas, making sure
that he doesnt have a stroke, and if he does, he could call 911.

Karl
looked at Perrys thoughts on the translator. He said, Um, sir,
maybe Agent P could watch his owner to make sure he doesnt have a
stroke. And if he does, Agent P could call 911.

Monogram
thought about that
for a while. It seemed okay. Almost flawless. But, what could a
platypus do? Certainly not mouth-to-mouth!

Karl
and Perry looked desperately at Monogram. He was outnumbered on
opinion. Perry used the puppy eyes. Monogram sighed in defeat. Oh,
all right. Just be
careful!

Karl
shouted, YES! Did you hear that Agent P? You get to go take care
of your owner! Monogram blamingly looked at Karl. Why are you
looking at me like that? Monogram replied, Its fun.

Perry
ran out, eager to watch over Phineas.

Monogram
said to Karl, Do you think you can handle Doofenshmirtz? The
17-year old intern replied, Yep. Im ready as Ive ever been!
Karl skipped off, singing, Im gonna stop Doofenshmirtz! Im
gonna stop Doofenshmirtz!

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Karl
drove to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated as the jingle played.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateeeeeeeed! (Rofl) Doofenshmirtz
was apparently up to something.

UhDUH!
Karl looked nervously around. He knew Doofenshmirtz was frustrated of
all the crashing through walls and windows. So, he just knocked.

Doofenshmirtz
answered with a, Perry the–wait, youre not Perry the Platypus!
Who the heck are you?

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Phineas
was walking to the soccer field, being watched by Perry. Perry was
hiding on a power line. Dont worry; hes not touching both of
them!

Perry
slipped while walking on it, and fell. Good thing he landed in a
bush. Perry stepped out of the bush, coughing. Note
to self, power lines are slippery!

Phineas
heard the coughing. Hello? Perry put on the mindless pet act.
Oh, there you are Perry! Whoa, that was fast. Perry made the
growly noise.

Perry
looked at Phineas nervously. This didnt seem too bad. He looked
just fine. But looks can be deceiving. Phineas said, Come on,
lets go to the soccer game! Im their star player!

Perrys
eyes widened in fear. That, he didnt know. That would mean that
Phineas is gonna be in the game more than ever! Perry thought,
Phineas,
dont do it! Dont play!
But his efforts were futile, Phineas cant understand platypus
talk!

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Meanwhile
Karl was having problems of his own. Doofenshmirtz was tougher than
he thought! It didnt look so good for Karl.

Karl
slipped on a puddle of water and landed painfully on his stomach.
Doofenshmirtz: 1 Karl: 0 The odds were against him. So, he figured
that to have a fighting chance against Doofenshmirtz, hed need
some sort of weapon.

Karl
dug through his pockets, but the only thing he could find was a water
gun. Great,
now I can squirt him and say, Bad doggy! Thatsnot a bad
plan! Karl
filled the squirt toy with water and squirted Doofenshmirtz. Bad
doggy!

Doofenshmirtz
took out a real
gun!
Okay, bad plan! Karl dodged a very precise gunshot. He ran,
dodging gunshots left and right. It seemed that for once,
Doofenshmirtz would win.

The
score: Doofenshmirtz: 2 Karl: 0

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Phineas
was seconds from scoring the winning shot. He dodged the rival team,
called his shots, and KICKED! The ball flew through the air and hit
the goal. The ref blew the whistle, all the kids but Phineas ran off
the field.

Phineas
walked. Then, after a pep-talk from the coach, walked home. Perry
followed, still nervous for Phineas. Phineas tripped and fell.
Remember, this is hard pavement! He didnt get up. Perry started
panicking. He checked Phineas pulse, it was rapid and weak.

Perry
dialed 911. Hello?
Perry
answered with the noise he does. The operator said, Hello?
Who is this? Oh, Agent P. Whats happened? Perry
thought desperately, Phineas
fell and hes not getting up. And I checked his pulse and it was
rapid and weak! Help! Dont worry! Ill send an ambulance
right away!
(Oooh, now its getting dramatic!) Perry sat next to Phineas.
Phineas muttered weakly, Perry? Dont
worry, Phineas. Help is on its way.

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Karl
had just narrowly escaped death by dropping an anvil on
Doofenshmirtz. Then his phone rang, Hello? Karl?
Are you there? Karl
replied, Yes. So, whats wrong? Agent
P was right. Something happened. He thinks that Phineas had a
stroke! Karl
gasped. Could it be happening? The very thing that Agent P wanted to
prevent? Um, sir? Im gonna go see how Agent P is doing.

Doofenshmirtz
looked up, WHAT? Whats happening?! Karl replied, Agent
Ps owner had a stroke and Im gonna go check on them.
Doofenshmirtz stuttered, I-I-Im gonna c-come t-too!

To
be continued

^
Chapter One Complete ^

[Now
for Chapter Two]

Phineas
was getting weaker and weaker by the minute. Perry was trying not to
panic, but if the ambulance didnt get there soon, Phineas was a
goner.

The
stroke, combined with the intense heat, spelled death for Phineas. A
siren wailed in the distance. The ambulance was nearly there. Perry
calmed down a little. Phineas muttered, P-Perry?

Perry
had a feeling that Phineas knew that he was trying the best he could
to help. Phineas,
dont worry. Theyre nearly here. Phineas
looked at Perry and a weak smile crossed his face. I love you,
P-Perry (I mean that in a family love way)

A
teardrop fell onto the sidewalk. Perry was very worried. Even if the
ambulance did make it in time, there still wouldnt be enough time
to save Phineas. Perry had just about given up when the ambulance
pulled up.

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Karl
and Doofenshmirtz ran as fast as they could, which was not very fast
for Doofenshmirtz. Karl panted, Id better get a donut out of
this! Doofenshmirtz replied, I dont care about no donuts,
but if I run any longer I
will
have a stroke!

Karl
shouted, Stop complaining! Im the one whos the most worried!
And Im starting to think that only Agent P and I seem to be
worried about Phineas! Doofenshmirtz was surprised. He had never
had anyone care about him
like that! He looked at Karl. Karl seemed really worried about Perry
and Phineas.

[Karls
P.O.V.]

I
saw how emotional Agent P was about this. He didnt seem his perky
self, so I knew that something was wrong immediately. I had done my
best to help Agent P, and now the worlds racing me against time.

I
didnt think that I would make it. I slipped on the pavement at the
top of the hill, and I took a tumble. By the time I reached the
bottom, I was bloodied up really bad. I had a severe pain on my right
arm, and I had sprained my ankle.

A
couple kids, a boy and a girl, raced past me. The boy had lime-green
hair, and a cream-colored shirt. Did I mention he had purple pants?
The girl had orange hair, a red shirt, and a white skirt.

The
boy paused. The girl shouted, Come on, Ferb! Weve gotta hurry!
Ferb just looked around at me. He seemed pretty worried. And he
didnt even know me. Ferb said in a British accent, Candace, you
know I care about Phineas, but hes awful hurt too! Weve got to
help him!

Id
never seen a kid care so much about a stranger. I decided that they
didnt need to take care of me when their friend, Phineas, was in
greater danger. I said, Oh, dont worry about me. Ill just
walk to the hospital. Its only one mile.

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[End
Karls P.O.V.]

Perry
paced, worried about Phineas more than ever. Phineas was really weak
when the ambulance arrived, so the question was, was Phineas still
alive? Doctor Tisdale walked out and said, Perry, Phineas is still
alive. Just barely clinging to life. Then Doctor Sangster came
over and said, But you can visit!

Perry,
worried enough, ran to see Phineas. As Perry sat next to Phineas, the
red-haired boy said, Perry, Im so glad you were there. If you
werent who knows what mightve happened. I might not even be
here. Perry knew this.

Perry
all of a sudden had a realization. No
questions about the hat or how I called 911?
Phineas weakly replied, Yeah. But Im just not gonna bother with
that right now. Perry sighed, I
dont think youre gonna get through this Phineas
replied, What? Why not?

He
had to tell Phineas sooner or later. Sooner it was. I
hate to tell you this, but you might have heart failure. Heart
failure?! But, Perry, why? Perry sighed. He had no clue as to why.
You-you dont know, do you? The little platypus shook his
head sadly. Im
sorry, Phineas. Im so sorry.

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Karl
was only twenty yards away from the hospital when he collapsed, too
tired to go on. He held on to his injured arm as a pain shot through
it. The pain was unbearable. Karl winced as another pain shot through
his arm.

His
cell phone rang. Karl answered it with a weak, Hello? Karl?
Are you okay? He
answered, Not really. I took a really bad tumble and injured my
arm and sprained my ankle. And it hurts real bad. Dont
worry. Im on my way. Thats
what the operator said before the victim died. Karl said as a dial
tone hummed. He hung up his phone and put it back in his pocket.

A
very sharp pain ran through his injured leg. Things were not going
well for the 17-year old, today. Not going well at all. The
lime-green haired boy from before ran back. Are you okay? he
asked with the familiar British accent.

N-no.
I cant-I cant bear the pain much longer. Ferb looked
worriedly at Karl. He was not gonna lie, but Karl did look in a lot
of pain. Ferb said, I know I have a first aid kit in my backpack
somewhere and started digging through his backpack.

First,
Ferb pulled out a cell phone. Then a laptop. You keep a laptop in
your backpack? questioned Karl. Yes. Dont act so surprised!
At last, the first aid kit was pulled out of the bag. A small smile
crossed Karls face. Ferb was really prepared for anything.

Major
Monogram walked from a forest path onto the sidewalk. He couldnt
believe what he was seeing! A cell phone, laptop, and first aid kit
lying on the ground next to Karl and a green-haired kid. No
way! Snap out of it. Youre seeing things. No, this is real. A
pedestrian going out of his way to help someone he doesnt even
know?!

He
looked back at the scene to see the kid walking off with his stuff,
and Karl waving farewell. Bye, Ferb! said the intern,
apparently feeling a little better. The kid, apparently named Ferb,
said, Im gonna go see my brother Phineas now! Could it be
the Phineas that Karl and Agent P keep talking about?

Major
Monogram looked at the scene, more confused as hes ever been.
UhKarl? Who was that kid? Karl jumped, startled. Oh,
dont scare me like that! Well, that was Ferb. Phineas
step-brother. He seemed pretty worried the last time. Monogram
looked at Karl, still a bit confused. Last time? What are you
talking about? Karl started to explain slowly

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Perry
looked around the hospital lobby as he prepared to exit. He looked
behind him as Candace and Ferb fell in through the door. Ferb
shouted, Candace! Dont be mad! I didnt know it would be this
serious! Candace protested, I dont care! I knew we shouldve
told mom! Dont you tell me you didnt know itd be serious!

Perry
made himself known by clearing his throat. Ferb muttered, Perry?!
What are you doing here? Dr. Tisdale said, Hes here because
he called 911 when Phineas had a stroke. Candace and Ferb shouted,
A STROKE?! Perry nodded. It was the sad truth, and he knew it.
He walked out the door as a sad music played.

(Get
ready, cuz heres the musical number!)

You
were my friend for a long, long, long time. And its really hard,
doing this in rhyme. You may be gone soon, and Im not so happy. I
guess I might have to learn to let go

Perry
walked the long way home, crying inside. He could never have imagined
his life being like this. Perry never knew that Phineas would have
heart failure.

Letting
go! Is the hardest thing to do! If I do it, I end up feeling blue!
Oh, Ill miss you

Perry
looked back at the hospital. He thought, I
hope you get through this, Phineas. Because my life is nothing
without you. Perry
looked back on the past, to when he first met Phineas

[Flashback]

A
little 5-year old boy smiled as he pulled a blue platypus out of a
box. Wow! A platypus! Thanks Candace! Candace replied/muttered,
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feed it, love it, brush it. Just dont bug
me! Phineas looked back at the platypus and said, Im going
to name you Perry!Perry growled. He thought, I
guess I could live with this family. This kid seems okay

Phineas
cuddled Perry. Oh, Perry, youre gonna be the best pet ever! Im
gonna teach you how to roll over! I
really like this kid. The only way I would leave forever is if they
give me away. But thats very unlikely.
The 5-year old Phineas laughed. This is the best birthday present
ever!

[End
Flashback]

Perry
sighed. His life would be empty without Phineas. Phineas was the only
reason he felt at home in this place. He sadly walked back into the
house. Mr. and Mrs. Flynn were out. Probably visiting Phineas. Perry
figured that hed better tell Monogram.

So
he went down to his little hideout. Monogram was tapping a
microphone. Is this thing on? Tap, tap. Perry cleared his
throat. Oh, Agent P! Dont scare me like that! A cat yowled
off screen. Karl, also off screen, shouted, OW! It doesnt have
to be this difficult! You can settle your cat-dog differences a
different way! YOW! Dont bite my butt!

Perry
just stared. Monogram muttered, Id better go stop those two
from mutilating Karl. Be right back, Agent P. He walked off
screen. ALL RIGHT YOU TWO! Kitty, go cough up hairballs! Doggy, go
chew on some shoes or something! OW! NOT MY SHOES! Karl said, I
dont think theyre gonna do that. OW! Monogram replied,
You-OW!- think?!

Perry
just stared as Karl stumbled past the camera. Karl had the cats
agent hat on his head. The cat ran past, followed by Agent D. Karl
shouted, HEY! Dont chew on his tail! Sigh. Sometimes I hate my
job. Monogram walked by, grumbling, I hear ya. Breaking up a
cat-fight isnt any piece of cake!

Karl
looked at Perry and said, Agent P, is Phineas doing okay? Hes
doing a little better, but not much. Oh.
But, do you think you could come over here and help with things.
First you might wanna break up Agent D and the cat agents fight?
Perry nodded. He figured that he needed something to do to get his
mind off Phineas.

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Karl
sighed, Hed better get here soon or were gonna have a cat
casserole for lunch tomorrow! Perry ran in, apparently eager to
break up the fight. He jumped in between Agent D and the cat agent.
(Whom I havent come up with a name for) The two glared at Perry,
then they all started fighting. Karl muttered, I guess its a
bad day for all of us.

Monogram
walked over. And to make matters worse, Agent C has been turned
into take-out, Agent W is now bird food and Agent P is the one being
mutilated by Agent D and the cat agent! Karl groaned. This was not
his day. Ill go rescue Agent P. Perry plopped out of the
fight, covered in scrapes and scratches. Agent P, are you okay?
Been
better. Been worse, too.

Karl
and Monogram exchanged looks. I guess Agent P couldnt do it,
huh? Yep. He couldnt. I guess Ill try one last time
Then Karl pounced onto Agent D, then grabbed Agent Kitty. LISTEN!
You two are gonna settle your differences the RIGHT way! And thats
to go on Dr. Phil! Monogram groaned. This was definitely Karls
most awkward moment. Agent D yelped.

Hed
seen the show. Agent D did not like it at all! Swearing and yelling!
And some scary things. Agent Kitty mewed. No!
Not Dr. Phil! I hate that show! Karl
set them down and smirked. Agent D barked at Agent Kitty. Then they
shook, er, paws. Karl walked back over and said, Now tell me my
ideas are dumb!

Monogram
had never realized that Karl has a few tricks up his sleeve. This was
the weirdest thing hed ever seen. Just threatening to put them on
Dr. Phil worked. I hate to say it, but Agent D is so stupid to get
along with a CAT! Karl just stared. You just said you didnt
want them to fight! Well, yeah! Because theyre fellow
agents! Plus they might tear the place apart.

Agent
P, still exhausted from the fight, panted. I
guess Ill go stop Doofenshmirtz. Karl
said, Ok, because I just found out that Doofenshmirtz is trying to
make it night forever! Perry ran to Doofenshmirtz Evil
Incorporated.

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Not
caring about Doofenshmirtzs being upset, Agent P crashed through
the wall. Perry the Platypus, what an unpredictable surprise! And
by unpredictable I mean COMPLETELY PREDICTABLE! Agent P glared at
Doofenshmirtz. Perry, just let me win for once! Please! Just this
once? Plus, I dont like it when you look at me like that! Agent
P tapped his foot to get the point across. Oh, youre looking
for a plot point. We dont always need a plot point, you know! Im
just doing this for fun!

Yeah,
right! Agent
P ran
and slid past Doofenshmirtz, and tripped him with his tail.
Doofenshmirtz fell over, apparently not expecting this tactic. All
right, Perry, you want hard? Ill give you hard! The evil doctor
pulled out a gun! Agent P stared at the weapon in fear. But he didnt
let fear stop him. He leapt at Doofenshmirtz, apparently determined
to defeat Doofenshmirtz. The brown-haired doctor dodged the attack,
which sent Agent P slamming into the wall.

Before
his nemesis could recover, Doofenshmirtz aimed the gun at Agent P and
pulled the trigger. BANG! Agent P ducked just in time. Weak and tired
from the cat-dog fight, he barely had time to dodge the second shot.
Doofenshmirtz smirked evilly at the platypus and shot at him. Agent P
dodged again, his fatigue showing a little too much. I
dont think I can go on like this
Doofenshmirtz lunged at Perry, determined to win for once. He had
pinned the little platypus to the ground. Perry squirmed frantically.
He had to escape somehow. The platypus smacked Doofenshmirtz with his
tail, then bolted toward the door. Oh no you DONT!
Doofenshmirtz shouted and threw the gun at the blue platypus.

SMACK!
It hit Agent P right in the head. Perry dropped down to his knees. He
shakily got up as Doofenshmirtz threw the gun again. SMACK! A second
strike in the exact same place. Perry collapsed, it was too much. One
more hit and he was finished. As Doofenshmirtz raised the gun for one
final strike, he noticed how weak the little platypus was. Perry
thought desperately, SomeonehelppleaseI
cant go on. Doofenshmirtz
was having second thoughts about throwing the gun again. He saw that
Perry was badly hurt by the first strike.

Perry
the Platypus, are you okay? Doofenshmirtz knew that he wasnt,
but asked anyway. Perry replied, What
do you care? Youre the one who wants to finish me off!
Doofenshmirtz protested, I was going to, but then I noticed how
weak you were and had second thoughts. Maybe fighting you isnt the
best thing to do. Perry then realized that Doofenshmirtz may be
turning over a new leaf. You
finally realized that? [sarcasm] What a great time to do that!

Doofenshmirtz
sighed. Wed better get you to the vet. He set down the gun
and picked up the little platypus. I just hope we get there in
time

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Doofenshmirtz
shouted, TAXI! Hey, TAXI! Ugh! Whats a guy got to do to get a
cab in this city? A taxi finally pulled up. Doofenshmirtz got in
and said, Danville Veterinary Clinic, and hurry! The (formerly)
evil doctor held Perry closer to his body, for heat transference.
Perrys weak shivering stopped after a few minutes. The little
platypus gripped onto Doofenshmirtzs shirt and whimpered. I
dont feel so good.

Doofenshmirtz
looked down at Perry, worried now more than ever! Perry the
platypus, its gonna be all right. Perry hugged the doctor, very
forgivingly. Doofenshmirtz whispered to himself, I just hope so

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Karl
paced, very nervous, and said, Agent P has been gone way
too long! Much longer that he shouldve been! I think that
something must be wrong! Monogram said, Relax. He probably
wanted to get some take-out on the way back! To see what happened to
Agent C! (He became Popcorn Chicken at KFC) Agent D suggested,
Maybe
Agent P is in trouble. I hear that Doofenshmirtz has gotten way
tougher lately!
Monogram looked at Karl, who was starting to get really upset. Agent
D! Dont say that! Im sure that Agent P is fine!

Karls
cell phone rang for the third time that day. Hello? Yes.
Do you know a Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz? Yes,
why? Well,
he came into our clinic carrying a badly injured platypus. Do you
have any knowledge of this? Karl
looked up in fright. No, I didnt! Until now. What happened?!
The person over the phone said, Well,
it appears that the platypus was struck in the head by something.
Karl
gasped. No,
not Agent P. Please, no Im
on my way. Karl hung up and placed the phone back in his pocket.

Monogram
and the other agents looked at Karl as he began to cry. Karl,
whats wrong? Karl sniffed. Agent-Agent P has-has been taken
to the vet because-because he was struck in the head by
some-something! The intern starting sobbing. Apparently, he had
some sort of deep friendship with Agent P. Monogram gasped. Could it
be true? Could Agent P be in the same situation as Phineas? Barely
clinging to life? Karl, wed better go make sure that Agent P is
okay. Deep down, Monogram knew that Agent P was not okay, but he
couldnt stand to see Karl this depressed.

Karl
looked up, Well, if it means I get to see Agent P, ok.

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Doofenshmirtz
sat in the waiting room, still hugging Perry to him. The little blue
platypus whimpered, still in pain. The brown-haired doctor just
looked down at Perry, then looked back up. The other pets there
werent injured as seriously as Perry. The vet walked up and said,
Well, the blow dealt by the gun caused a minor concussion. And the
platypus had broken his left leg. But a few days of rest, he should
be fine. The platypus gripped Doofenshmirtzs white lab coat and
cuddled it.

Doofenshmirtz
exited the clinic and stepped outside, still holding the little
platypus. Very carefully, Doofenshmirtz took off the lab coat and
wrapped it around Perrys body, attempting to keep him warm in the
cold night. Doofenshmirtz,
is this for real? Could you actually be turning good? Doofenshmirtz
replied, I dont know. I just felt that helping you was the
right thing to do. (Wow, that rhymes.) Perry sighed. For the first
time in his life, he felt comfortable near Doofenshmirtz.

(Now,
another musical number)

You
used to be my nemesis, now you are my friend.

We
always fought and fought and fought, but in the end wed make
amends. We never got along, but in the end we knew it was wrong. In
the past we were worst enemies, but now we are best friends

Doofenshmirtz
sighed, I guess were stuck at a hotel for the night because the
taxi drivers are off the clock. He started to step off the curb,
then Perry thought, THATS
NOT A CROSSWALK!
Doofenshmirtz replied, Oops, sorry.

Enemies
turned friends are now not just pretend. Its reality, but not just
you and meThere are other people who are enemies, and now theyre
turning friends for good

Doofenshmirtz
sighed, he had walked 6 miles looking for a cross walk. No luck.

Youre
my friend.

(that
was the end of that musical number)

^
Chapter Two Complete. ^ (dang, it was long.)

(Now
for Chapter Three)

The
next day

Phineas
had made a full recovery from the accident on the sidewalk. (That was
fast) He was coming home today. Ferb, exited to see his step-brother
out of the hospital, starting talking more than usual. They had never
realized that Perry had gone missing.

Candace
had ordered a pizza to eat while waiting for Phineas to arrive.
Guys, Im home! shouted Phineas. He had snuck up on them.
Ferb jumped and Candace accidentally slapped the pizza slice onto her
face. She wiped the sauce and said, Phineas, youre back! I
missed you! Gasp! Did I say that out loud? Ferb replied, Yes,
you did. Phineas hugged his sister and step-brother. I thought
Id never see you again! admitted Phineas.

Before
Ferb or Candace could ask why, the door-bell rang. Candace answered
it as she grumbled, For the last time, its been over 30
minutes! That pizza is FREE!
A red-haired 17-year old with glasses just stared at Candace as if
she were insane. Uhwhat? Oops. I thought you were the
pizza guy.

Karl
blinked. Anyways, have you noticed a little blue platypus
anywhere? Candace glanced at Phineas. Well, the only blue
platypus I know is Perry. Hes just Candace ran throughout
the house shouting for Perry. Umhes not here right now.
Hes

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MISSING?!
shouted Monogram. Agent P was missing?! Karl replied, Yep. Thats
what she said. Missing. How could he be missing? Karl said,
I dont know, but Candace was really cute. (This is when the
love triangles start: JeremyxCandacexKarl) Monogram looked at Karl.
What? Karl, laughing nervously, replied, Oh, nothing.

I
hope not. We know Agent P isnt with them. So, that means well
have to go see Doofenshmirtz! Karl looked around nervously. ErI
have togo to the doctors tomorrow. Ive been a little pale
lately and theyre gonna see if Im anemic! Monogram looked at
Karl suspiciously. Are you trying to get out of seeing
Doofenshmirtz? Karl sighed, Yes, I am! And you would too if he
tried to kill you with a gun just like he did with me!

Monogram
sighed. Karl did have a point. But, why would Doofenshmirtz start
using a gun all of a sudden? Maybe he was tired of being beaten up
all the time? Well, you can stay here. Im going to go. As
Monogram started to walk off, Karl said, Oh, thanks! Then,
Monogram grabbed the back of Karls shirt and dragged the intern
off, whom was struggling and kicking and shouting, No! No! No! Im
not going! You cant make me! No!

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Knock!
Knock! Hello? Anybody home?! No answer. KNOCK! KNOCK!
HELLOOOOO?! Still no answer. Karl muttered, Well, he must be
out. Goodbye! Then he started to sneak off. Karl, wait. I think
jiggling the doorknob would loosen the lock. Monogram did just
that. The door creaked open. Karl said, Oh, how about that! A
loose lock! [sarcasm] Great! The two peeked inside. Nobody there.
They stepped in. Still nobody.

Squish!
Karl flinched. Carpet didnt normally make that noise. He stepped
back and looked down. There was a damp spot on the carpet. Karl
looked at it more closely and noticed a reddish tint to the stain. He
gasped. A bloodstain. Oh-no.
This couldnt be Umsir?
You should see this Monogram walked over. Is thatblood?
Yeah. I think so. But its still wet, so it must be recent.
Squish! Its stained pretty deep, so it mustve been heavy
bleeding. Monogram looked at Karl again. The 17-year old was
walking toward a window. Tell the police that it was suicide.
Then Karl prepared to jump. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, now! Dont go
killing yourself just yet! What if Agent P is just fine? Then killing
yourself is just a waste of time! Karl thought for a while.
Monogram was making sense, but the odds of Agent P being okay were
one in a million. Well, Ill hold suicide offfor now

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Doofenshmirtz
sighed. They had ended up sleeping on a park bench. Now, he was
trying to find Perrys owners. Perry the platypus, are you
feeling okay? Just
a little better. But not much. Doofenshmirtz
looked around. Which house is your house? Perry looked at
Doofenshmirtz. WHAT?!
No! We cant go there! Thatd be awkward! Doofenshmirtz
looked at Perry. Oh, yeahhhh. It would be awkward.

Perry
nodded. Sowhy
dont we go back to Doofenshmirtz Not-So-Evil Incorporated?
Doofenshmirtz
stared. Hey, dont think that this is permanent. Its only
until this whole mess has been cleaned up! Perry sighed. Oh, well.
Theres always a chance that Doofenshmirtz will get tired of being
evil. Doofenshmirtz sighed. Well, he could try to not be evil. But he
doubted that he could.

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Phineas
was sitting on the couch, as a silent teardrop fell onto the brown
vinyl. Perrysmissing? Candace sighed and replied, Im
afraid so, Phineas. The red-haired boy sniffed. Buttheres
so much we didnt get to do with each other. Ferb remarked, You
almost never paid attention to him since I arrived Ferb
realized something. Im
the problem! Im
the
one whos diverted Phineas attention away from Perry! Its my
fault! Phineas
looked at his step-brother in awe. He realized it as much as Ferb
did!

Candace
said, Well, Phineas. Hes been missing for a day. One more
andwelltheres cars and buses. There are a lot of things that
can do harm to a platypus in the city. Ferb glared at Candace.
Ohersorry! Then the orange-haired teenager vamoosed out
of there. Ferb decided to be opposite with Candace. Phineas, maybe
Candace is wrong. Maybe some nice person found him and took him to
the kennel. Remember, he has a Home Again microchip! Phineas
looked up. Really? Ferb replied in that British accent you
love(that was for all the Ferb fans), Im positive.

Ferb
looked from Phineas to Perrys empty food dish. It would remain
empty unless he found Perry. Then again, Phineas would probably never
be happy again without Perry or Ferb! Ferb sighed. The choice was
inevitable. Phineas. Pack your bags! Were going to go find
Perry if its the last thing we do! Unbeknownst to Ferb, it
would be the last thing he did. (SUSPENCE!!!)

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Three
days later

Hey,
mom? Have you seen Phineas or Ferb? I cant find them anywhere!
Candaces mom gasped. WHAT? Candace repeated, I cant
find Phineas and Ferb anywhere! Mrs. Flynn looked at Candace.
They mustve gone looking for Perry! Oh, I knew we shouldve
called the police first thing! Mr. Flynn sighed. They must
think we dont care about Perry at all! We do! Hes the one who
saved Phineas out there on the sidewalk! Candace looked at her
parents. Maybe
they did
go looking for Perry. They really care about him. I didnt even
like him until now! Mrs.
Flynn interrupted Candaces thoughts by saying, They must have
left when Perry disappeared! We have to go look for them! Lawrence,
call the police! Mr. Flynn replied, Way ahead of you, while
dialing on the phone. Hello? Is this the Danville Police
Department? Im calling to report three missing persons. Well, the
first two are people. The first one has red hair, a white and orange
shirt, and blue pants. Oh, his head looks like a triangle. The second
one has green hair, a cream-colored shirt, and purple pants. And now,
the third one. Hes not a person, but a platypus. He has blue fur,
brown eyes, and has a blank expression on his face most of the time.
Mrs. Flynn and Candace heard a flash of chatter beforeNO! I am
NOT crazy! Mr. Flynn hung up, annoyed that this person was not
taking him seriously. Im sorry, Candace. Theyre not
listening to me.

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Meanwhile

Phineas
sighed. They were halfway through town and still
no sign of Perry. Ferb said, Well, theres only one place to
go. The looked at each other and said in unison, The forest!
The two looked at the forest. It wasnt too far. Only two blocks!
Phineas started off towards the forest. Come on, Ferb! Ferb
took off after Phineas. Hey! Wait for me!

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(Sorry,
couldnt wait to get back to Perry)

Perry
sighed. Well, he felt better. Doofenshmirtz,
I think Id better go home now. I can go alone. Suddenly
he heard a shout. PHINEAS! FERB! WHERE ARE YOU?! Perry gasped.
What?
TheyThey ran away? What? When? How?
Doofenshmirtz muttered, I have no idea who or what youre
talking about. Could you care to explain? Perry decided it was
better than leaving Doofenshmirtz clueless. Phineas
and Ferb are my owners. And I think they ran away looking for me.
They could get killed! I have to find them!
Then he dashed full-tilt toward the rest of his family. Candace
remarked, Oh, look! Its Perry! Perry thought desperately,
Im
gonna go find Phineas and Ferb! Dont worry! I will
find them!
Candace considered it. Well, if it means so much to you, you can
go looking for them, too! Perry replied, Okay.
You search the town! Ill search the forest!
Then the little group split to search for Phineas and Ferb.

Perry
waited until the rest of the family to leave before calling Major
Monogram with this shocking development. Agent
P! Youre okay! said
the oh-so-familiar voice of Major Monogram. Karl shouted, WHAT?!
Hes okay?! Lemme see! Perry
sighed. He hadnt been gone very long. Oh,
wait. Four days is
long.
He
looked at Monogram, whom was muttering, Agent
P leaves for four days and Karl gets overexcited. Perry
decided, Id
better tell them. Monogram
looked at Perry, Tell
us what? Perry
thought, Well,
Phineas and Ferb ran away looking for me. They were apparently that
worried. Why do they always get into trouble like this?
Well,
I dunno. But youd better go look for them. I dont think they
should be out there. Perry
thought, You
have no idea

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Phineas
and Ferb stood next to a cliff, clinging onto each other. Ferb, I
never thought it would end this way. These dogs have outsmarted us. I
dont think that anybody can save us now! Phineas was dang
wrong! At that instant, Perry jumped in between Phineas and Ferb and
the wild dogs. Phineas stated, Perry! Youre okay! Perry
thought, Of
course Im okay! I can take care of myself! What do you take me
for? Candace?
Ferb muttered, Yeah, you have a point. She cant last a day
without modern food like McDonalds! The dogs growled. Oh,
look. Weve got ourselves a little meal-to-go! growled
one. Another one thought, First
well eat the little bite-sized one. Then well wash him down
with the two lost kids!

Perry
gathered all his courage and stated, You
will not
hurt Phineas and Ferb!
I care about them. Ive known them longer than you! Why dont you
go pilfer food from trash cans?!
The first dog said, We
used to do that, but since these two kids stumbled in, we figured,
humans must taste yummy! Bears sure like em!
Perry realized the only way to save Phineas and Ferb was to fight.
But one platypus against 15 dogs? Not very good odds. Ferb decided to
do something drastic. I cant believe Im doing this, butIll
help you Perry! What?
No! Its too dangerous for a kid! Its
dangerous for a platypus, too, but youre doing it! Perry
sighed. Ferb did have a point. I
guess safety in numbers is
the best thing. SoI hope you know what youre doing. Ferb
sighed. I do, Perry. Im saving my family! Then the 15-year
old pointed into the trees. Look! Steak! All the dogs turned
their heads. Phineas, run! Phineas dashed away, looking for
help. Perry sighed. Ferb was being foolish. But he made that choice,
not Perry. Ferb and Perry each went at a dog. Perry slid under the
dog that appeared to be the head, erbrain, of the group. Then,
using the same tactic as with Doofenshmirtz, tripped the dog with his
tail.

Ferb
was trying to make himself taller than the dog that he was facing.
That did not work out as well as Perrys tactic. Ferb shouted,
Perry! I could use a little help over here! Perry ran and
knocked the dog off of Ferb. Okay.
Now you go, too. Its too dangerous. I cant risk losing any
member of my family.
Ferb said in protest, Well, neither can I! Ive had enough
losses. I cant afford to lose another one of my family! He
tugged on one dogs tail. Big mistake. The dog turned and growled
at Ferb. Thinking fast, Ferb grabbed a stick and started whacking it
to and fro!

Perry
was amazed at this tactic. He had to try it sometime! He had
hesitated for too long. During this distraction, the dog that Perry
had tripped had come in for an attack. Ferb saw the dog sneaking up
on Perry. Perry! Look out! It was too late, the dog and Perry
tumbled down a small hill. Perry was cornered against a rock. Okay.
If youre going to kill me, just do it fast. I dont want to
suffer.
The dog growled. Oh,
dont worry. I promise that itll be a swift, almost painless
death. Perry!
Perry closed his eyes, expecting the end. Nothing. Go
ahead. Kill me. What are you waiting for? The
dog replied, Witnesses.
I need more than one witness for it to be fun.
At that moment, Karl stumbled in. Agent P! The dog smirked.
Perfect
timing. Perry
prepared for his swift death. The dog yelped. What
the-?! A stick?! Hey! Stop poking me with that thing!
Perry opened his eyes. Karl was poking the dog with a stick. Agent
P? Are you okay. Perry, still frightened from this near death
experience, stuttered, I-I-I
guess. B-b-but I d-d-dunno about Ferb!
Karl looked up at the top of the hill. All he saw were a bunch of
dogs moving in on something. UmI dont see him. CLANG! The
dog was hit in the head with a frying pan. Karl looked at Perry,
Youre welcome!

Perry
ran as fast as he could, determined to see if Ferb was okay. As he
got to the top of the hill, all the other dogs were running off. Ferb
was lying on the ground, bleeding really bad. Oh
my gosh. Ferb!
(Ferb fans, stop reading if you dont wanna know what happens next)
Perry ran to his owner. Oh,
Ferb. Ferb, are you okay? Not
really. Just dont blame yourself, Perry. It was all my idea to
stay and help. Yeah,
but I let you! Perry,
listen to me. I know you didnt want me to stay behind, but I
couldnt risk losing you. Not again. Phineas was sad enough when
you were just missing. Think about how sad he would be if you died.
But,
Ferb, hell be sad about you, too! Well,
it doesnt matter. I was causing him to pay almost no attention to
you. The only time he took notice was when you disappear every day.

Perry
sighed. He didnt know that Ferb felt like an obstruction between
Phineas and Perry. Im
sorry, Ferb. I-I didnt realize-
Perry, just tell Phineas that I-that I loved him. He was a great
brother. With that, Ferb gave one last breath, then he was gone.
FerbFerbFerb,
no! No, not Ferb. Ferb! Perry
realized that it was too late. Ferb wouldnt have survived even if
he did make it to the hospital. Agent P, you did what you had to
do. Everyone must suffer losses in life. Trust me, I know. Perry
sighed. But,
Karl, he felt like he was causing Phineas to pay more attention to
him than to me. He thinks thats why I disappeared! So its
really my
fault!
Karl sighed. It would be hard to get Perry through this loss. Little
did Perry know, that Phineas was on his way to his house to find
Candace, his mom, and his step-dad.

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Mom!
Dad! Candace! Anybody home? Phineas had made it. He had made it
all the way home. Hey, Perry, Ferb! We made it! We made it all the
way- He looked behind him. Perry? Ferb? Hello? Phineas had
no clue that right now, Perry was crying, walking home, thinking
about Ferb and how much he liked the boy. Phineas heard a familiar
chatter. Perry. The red-haired boy whirled around and ran to Perry.
Perry! Im so glad youre alive! Its good to see you
again! Perry sniffed. Perry, whats wrong? Its-Its
Ferb. He-He died while fending off those dogs. He-He said he felt
like he was obstructing our relationship. I-I tried to help, b-but-
but Phineas
gasped. Ferb? Dead? How? A voice said, Well, he died while
trying to help Perry against those dogs. Phineas looked up. Karl
was looking right depressed. Well, Ill be going now
Phineas,
Im sorry. It wasnt my fault. It was Ferbs decision to stay
and help! Phineas
put Perry back on the ground and said, Perry, you dont know how
much I liked him! You wouldnt know even if the answer hit you in
the face! Phineas,
wait! SLAM!
The door slammed shut. Perry gave up. Youll
never get over it, will you? No!
I wont! Perry walked away as he thought, Neither
will I

(Another
musical number this time by Miley Cyrus)

Sha-la-la-la-laSha-la-la-la-la

You
used to call me your angelSaid I was sent straight down from
HeavenYou’d hold me close in your armsI loved the way you felt so
strongI never wanted you to leaveI wanted you to stay here holding me

Perry
sadly walked into the kitchen, he needed to think things over. The
kitchen was the quietest place to go. As Perry listened to the
rhythmic tapping of water from the faucet, he slowly drifted to
sleep.

I
miss you, I miss your smileAnd I still shed a tear every once and a
whileAnd even though it’s different nowYou’re still here somehowMy
heart won’t let you go, and I need you to knowI miss you, sha-la la
la la, I miss you

Perry
sighed. Sleeping is hard when youve suffered a loss in your life.
Phineas crept into the kitchen, making sure that Perry didnt take
his words seriously. Whew, Phineas whispered, Hes asleep.
I just hope hes okay

You
used to call me your dreamerAnd now I’m livin’ out my dreamOh how I
wish you could seeEverything that’s happening for meI’m thinking back
on the pastIt’s true that time is flying by too fast

Mr.
and Mrs. Flynn and Candace entered the house. They noticed Perry fast
asleep next to the table, and Phineas stroking his fur lovingly. Oh,
theres Phineas. said Mr. Flynn. Candace pointed out, But
Phineas does look a little upset. Phineas whispered, Its
FerbHes dead

I
miss you, I miss your smileAnd I still shed a tear every once and a
whileAnd even though it’s different nowYou’re still here somehowMy
heart won’t let you go, and I need you to knowI miss you, sha-la la
la la, I miss you

Ferbdead?
Candace muttered. Mr. Flynn gasped. But how? Phineas replied,
Thats the question. How?

I
know your in a better place, (yeah)But I wish that I could see your
face (oh)I know youre where you need to beEven though it’s not
here with me

I
miss you, I miss your smileAnd I still shed a tear every once and a
whileAnd even though it’s different nowYou’re still here somehowMy
heart won’t let you go, and I need you to knowI miss you, sha-la la
la laI miss you, I miss your smileAnd I still shed a tear every once
and a whileAnd even though it’s different nowYou’re still here
somehowMy heart won’t let you go, and I need you to knowI miss you,
sha-la la la la, I miss you

(that
musical number is over)

^
Chapter Three Complete. ^ (Whew! Very long!)

(Now
for Chapter Four)

Perry
was still in shock. Ferb?
Why Ferb? Its always the quiet ones, isnt it? Why couldnt it
be me? I dont talk! Phineas
hugged the little platypus. Perry, I didnt mean what I said
yesterday. I was just stunned, thats all. I wasnt- Its
okay, Phineas. I know.
Phineas set Perry back down and the two began walking again. Perry,
if you ever feel like we dont care about you, come and talk to us,
okay? Perry nodded. I
will, Phineas. They
both sighed. You know, Perry, life hasnt been the same
withoutyou-know-who Phineas didnt want to upset Perry too
much.

Perry
gathered up all the courage to say something hed never thought
hed say. Im
running away. Phineas
looked at his friend in amazement. Perry, what do you mean?!
Perry replied, Phineas,
its my fault! If I didnt exist, Ferb would still be alive! You
would never have gone looking for me and you would never have
encountered those dogs! Ive caused too much trouble in this
family. So Im leaving! Phineas
looked at Perry as the little platypus ran off. Perry, wait! Its
not your fault! I just know it isnt! Perry paused. What
do you want me to do? Stay here and cause more losses than ever? Im
getting out of the picture. Youve had enough losses the way it is!

Phineas
looked ahead at the bridge. I think youre right! Look! There
were T.V. news people and the police at the bridge. Perry gasped,
what happened there? Did a car run off the road? Wed better go
see what all the fuss is about! Perry figured hed better. The
news reporter said, Were here live at the Danville bridge where
it is rumored that two grown-ups have just thrown themselves into the
river. Since the river is known for its rapids, it is unknown whether
or not Mr. and Mrs. Flynn are still alive. Back to you, Dan! As
Phineas gasped, Perry thought, Whatd
I tell you? Perry
pretty near through himself
off the bridge as well! Perry, no! Its not your fault!
Another news reporter said, Oh, look! Theres two family members
squabbling overI-dont-know-what! Phineas stated, Im
trying to keep Perry from committing suicide! I see, said
the reporter.

—————————————

Karl
ran to the T.V. Hey! Hurry up! Lets see what todays breaking
news is! Click! The T.V. turned on to show a picture of Phineas
holding Perry back from the railing of the bridge. What the heck
is Agent P doing?! shouted Monogram. Phineas shouted over the
T.V., Perry! Its the wrong decision! You cant commit
suicide! Its the wrong thing to do! Karl shouted, SUICIDE?!
Phineas shouted, Oh, dear! Perry! Then the boy decided he had
no choice. He grabbed Perry by the tail and dragged the struggling
and kicking platypus away fromyou know.

—————————————

Perry
thought at Phineas, Well,
Phineas. You win. I wont commit suicide. But Im still running
away. Then
the little platypus took off towards the interstate. Phineas
whispered, Ill miss youPerry. Perry paused. Im
sorry Phineas. I have to go before I cause any more trouble. As
Phineas watched Perry depart, he felt a sharp pain in his chest.
OhI dont-I dont feel s-so good Another pain.
Phineas cried out in pain.

Perry
paused. He knew that yell. Phineas!
Hold on, Im coming! Perry
ran as fast as he could. He made it to see Phineas collapsing on the
sidewalk. Phineas!
Oh, no, no, no. Not Phineas. Phineas
shouted in pain. Perry, get help! The little platypus
said-erthought-Phineas,
Ill be right back! The
hospital was only two blocks from the bridge. With Perrys speed
and agility, theyd be there in no time! Or he could just call 911.
Hello?
Come on, please pick up! Hello? Yeah, Phineas just had a heart
attack and I need help right away! Were at the Danville bridge,
please hurry! Well be right there! Okay. Phineas
gasped in pain. Perry, dont worry. Ill be okay. Ill b-be
ok-k-kay Perry just wished that that was true. As the ambulance
pulled up, Perry thought, Just
in time. I just hope its not too late to save Phineas

—————————————

Perry
sighed. The only way Phineas would survive this time is if he got a
heart transplant. I
just hope we can afford it. The
little platypus looked out the window, into the clouds. Phineas
has
to live. He just has
to. If notCandace and I will be the only ones in the family left.
Doctor
Tisdale came up and stated, Not reallyweve been looking at
Phineas files and it seems that his biological father is aDoctor
Heinz Doofenshmirtz? Perry was shocked. WHAT?!

—————————————

Doofenshmirtz
sighed. Ive had it! Ive spent 48 hours alone without doing
an evil scheme! I need to invent something! He felt like hitting
himself. Why did I think that I couldnt be evil?
Doofenshmirtz looked down at his feet. Maybe I was just worried
about Perry the Platypus, thats all.

The
phone started ringing. Doofenshmirtz walked over to the phone and
picked it up. Hello? Yes,
hello. This is Doctor Tisdale speaking. Weve just been looking
through some files and have discovered something very shocking.
Doofenshmirtz
muttered into the phone, How shocking? Well,
youd better sit down. Okay, here it isA boy named Phineas Flynn
is your son. Youre his biological father, it seems. We have yet to
find out more. Doofenshmirtz
replied, Well, thanks for the information. Bye. Bye.
He
hung up.

What?
I have a son? How can it be? Doofenshmirtz felt a little weak.
OhhhI dont feel so good The doctor collapsed, shocked
by the information. He could barely pull himself up. How is it
possible that I have a son? I only remember having a daughter with
Linda. Maybe he was born after the divorce? Doofenshmirtz thought
a little bit. I guess Ill have to learn to live with the fact.

—————————————

Perry
sighed. Phineas wasnt feeling too good. Why
did this have to happen? Id do anything to help save Phineas! A
soft voice said, Anything?
Perry
replied, Yeah,
buthey! Whos that? The
voice replied, Well,
youre about to see. Turn around. Perry
whirled around and saw the cutest platypus he has ever seen! She had
amber brown eyes and chocolate brown fur with silver highlights.
Whoa

The
platypus said to Perry, Im
Holly. You must be Perry. Perry
replied, Yeah.
How do you know my name? Holly
said, Well,
lets just say that I know people who know people who know a
certain someone Perry
just said, Okay.
That works for now. But, Holly, why are you here?

Holly
looked around shiftily. Perry,
there is something that you need to know. Scientists have been doing
a study on heart failure, and they have come up with a way to reverse
it. Perrys
hopes started to rise a little. Really?
Holly replied, Yes.
But it has a down side. The person who does it has a tendency to
forget a few small things. He forgets everything that happened in the
past week.

Perrys
hopes fell. What?!
What if something big happened that week? How would they react when
they found out?! Holly
replied, The
same way they did when in happened. Perry
turned away. I
dont want Phineas to be upset again. He finally managed to get
over Ferb a little. Hes stopped crying whenever Ferb is mentioned.
I dont want that to happen again!
Holly thought a little. Well,
there is another way. But its very difficult to come across.
Phineas could get a heart transplant.

Perry
groaned. Here
we are, back at the money problem! A heart transplant isnt cheap,
ya know! Plus, its a hard thing when someone has to die in order
for you to live!
Holly said to Perry, Well
you have three choices. One, stand by as Phineas slowly slips away.
Two, heart transplant, as difficult as it may be. Or three, the new
method for him to forget about any deaths in the family when heart
failure gets reversed. Perry
sighed. The choice was inevitable. He couldnt let Phineas die. But
he didnt want him to forget about the past week either. So
Choice number two. A heart transplant!

^
Chapter Four Complete. ^

(Now
for Chapter Five)

Doofenshmirtz
paced, muttering to himself. He couldnt get over the fact that he
has a son. How could it be possible? How could I not know this?
Doofenshmirtz gripped the nearest desk to keep from falling over from
shock. Why didnt she tell me? He wanted answers. I guess
Ill ask Perry the Platypus.

A
pause. Now, how will I get him here? He was looking for an
excuse to come up with a scheme! Little did Doofenshmirtz know,
Monogram and Karl were monitoring his every move. Then again, I
should really clean that carpet stain first. DING! I GOT IT!
Ill build a Carpet-Stain-Away-Inator! Doofenshmirtzs
intentions were good here.

But
how will I do it? He thought a little bit. Then he started pacing.
Pace.
Pace. Pace. Turn. Pace. Pace. Pace. Turn. Ooh!
Ill mix different stain removers together and use them to make the
ultimate Stain-B-Gone! Doofenshmirtz thought a little more. Yeah,
thats it.

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Karl
stared at the TV screen with a puzzled expression. Now, that was
just weird. He looked at the screen again. It showed Doofenshmirtz
going through a magazine of home cleaning items. Stain
remover, stain remover, stain remov-oh! Here it is! Stain removers!
Monogram
walked up. Hey, Karl! Whatcha watchin? Karl answered,
Doofenshmirtz making the ultimate stain remover. ULTIMATE
STAIN REMOVER?! Karl looked around and said, Yeah. Im
actually glad. Cause theres a lot of stains in carpets that
wont come out. This time I think itd be okay for him to do it.

Monogram
just said, Are you out of your mind?! Theres always a flaw. And
sometimes that flaw can endanger lives! Karl glanced at
Doofenshmirtz. Yeah. I guess youre right.

[Karls
P.O.V]

After
he nearly
killed Agent P, I wasnt about to go trusting Doofenshmirtz right
away. Would you? He almost shot me that one time. But, there was
something about Doofenshmirtz that made me feel a little sympathy for
him. Maybe he wanted attention, and coming up with schemes was how he
got it? Whatever his reasons, it wasnt an excuse for what he did.
Thats when I decided to break the silence. Wed better get
Agent P on the case. We both know that he needs to get his mind off
Phineas. Then, as if on cue, Agent P walked in. But there was
something about him that was different. There was a look in his eyes
that said, Phineas is almost gone. He seemed on the verge of
crying. I knew that if he was this upset, we couldnt throw him
into a mission right away. I asked, Agent P, isis everything
okay? Agent P replied, No.
Phineas is barely alive, and Ferb is dead. Worse his parents are dead
andI feel so alone. He
brushed a teardrop from his cheek. I couldnt stand to see him so
upset. I stepped over to him and said, Agent P, youre not
alone. You have friends who care about you. Like
who?
he asked. I said, Wellyou have us Agent Ps expression
brightened a little. Karl
Yeah, Agent P? Youre
the best friend I could ever have. ButIt just doesnt match what
I feel for Phineas. I
fought back tears. I couldnt let Agent P see me crying like this.
I just couldnt. I managed to say, Agent P, its gonna be all
right. I saw tears streaming down his cheeks, and I felt tears on
mine. We gazed into each others eyes for a while, before Agent P
and I finally burst into tears. He thought, I
dont think Phineas will make it. Even if he does, he wont be
the same. I
said, Dont think worst case scenario, it just makes
things seem worse than they are. Agent P fell into my arms,
curling up in my lap. Karl,
why are you crying? he
asked. Im worried about Phineas. I dont know him, but he
must be a really nice person. Karl,
I dont think itll matter if I tell him Im a secret agent. I
think I should tell him. It made me feel uncomfortable keeping it
from him all these years. I
managed to say before bursting into sobs, I guess you should tell
him, if itll make you feel better.

[End
Karls P.O.V.]

Monogram
thought, If
Agent P felt uncomfortable not telling Phineas about being a secret
agent, maybe he could tell him. He
said, Agent P, you can go tell Phineas. I guess it isnt the end
of the world if you tell him. But he cant tell anyone else. Mostly
because no one would believe him. You couldve sworn that Perry
smiled after that statement. Perry cuddled with Karl for a few more
minutes, then departed to tell Phineas what hed been longing to
tell him for years. Karl whispered, Bye, Agent P. I hope Phineas
makes it.

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Phineas
weakly said, Perry, why didnt you tell me this before? Perry
replied, Truth
be told, I didnt want it used against you. Butlook where hiding
the fact got you. Phineas
muttered, Perry, listen. If you didnt want me to find out
before, why did you save me out there when I had the stroke? Perry
choked back a sob. BecauseI
didnt want to lose you. Phineas
sighed. Perry, I promise that Ill try my best to get through
this. Perry sighed. He knew that Phineas would try, but the odds
of him surviving werenot good. Bye,
Phineas.

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Karl
walked down the street, questions filled his head. Will
Phineas make it? Will Agent P be okay? Why do I care so much about
someone I dont even know? As
he started to mull things over, a black haired girl with a pink bow
on her head walked past him, sobbing hysterically. Areare you
okay? he asked. The girl turned around and said, No! Mymy
boyfriend is barely clinging to life, my dog ran away, and same
boyfriend as before never knew I loved him! As the girl started
sobbing, using his shirt as a paper towel, Karl decided to ask one
thing. Who is your boyfriend? The girl stopped crying
just long enough to say, Phineas. His name is Phineas. Karl
stuttered before blurting out, What?! The girl said, Phineas.
Do I have to spell it for you?! P-H-I-N– I know how to spell
Phineas! The girl said, Then whyd you say what?
Karl sighed. Youd never believe me if I told you. Its just
too ridiculous. The girl (Isabella, BTW) said, Go on. You can
tell me. Ill believe you. Karl sighed. If
I tell her, shell laugh at me. Well, I dont care if Im known
as insane! I have to tell her!
He finally decided to say, His pet platypus told me. I know it
sounds crazy, but its true. Isabella stared at him for a while,
then burst out laughing. That is the funniest thing Ive ever
heard! Catching a glimpse of Karl made her stop laughing. Oh,
you were serious? Yes, I was serious! Isabella stared even
longer than before. Okay, tell me the whole story. Youre
telling me that Perry knows you? Even crazier, he can talk?!
Well, he doesnt talkBut Ill explain to you.

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Later,
Much Later

Karl
sighed. And thats the whole story. Isabella stuttered for a
minute or two before finally coming up with a real
sentence. Youre crazy. No, waitYoure insane. Karl
groaned. Oh, I knew people would say this! Cant anybody ever
cut me a break? Ive had enough, I tell you! A chittering noise
brought them to attention. Agent P! Perry?! Oh,
hi, Karl. Hi, Isabella. Isabella
almost fainted. Wait, wait, wait! Everything he said was true?!?!
Then, Karl sighed. Yes. Nobody ever believes me. Ive had enough
of that, I tell you! And who entered next? Jeremy!!! (crowd
cheers) Now we have a complete cast. All we need now is Stacy!
(smirks) Jeremy said to Karl, Hey, kid. I heard you had a crush on
Candace. Hmmwonder who told him that? (coughididcough)