Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Muffle is Golden but Ductape is Silver Chapter Two

Well,
Ferb, this is the place. Phineas said as we approached a very
sophisticated building that looked nothing like a place to confirm a
building permit. Phineas, are you sure this is the right place?
I asked him. These are the directions you printed up. 691 Chicago
Street. Phineas showed me the piece of paper. Phineas, how
stupid can you get? I said. Excuse me?! He said insulted.
You have the numbers up-side down! I said. He turned them right
side up. Shut up, Ferb. Then we went to 169 Chicago Street.
This is more like it! I said. Phineas nodded. Remember, when
we get home, you do your share of the roller coaster. I said.
Shut up, Ferb. Phineas was talking to the person when I heard
You think we can borrow one of those gadgets? It way Phineas.
The person said yes and we brought it home. Phineas set it up all by
himself, I was impresses. I also refused to help him. So Phineas
forced me into the back car with him. I crossed my arms. Now this
is the life. Phineas said. I told you, Ferb. Shut up,
Phineas. Someone needs a nap! Phineas called out. Thats
it! Get me out of here! Ferb, could you put up these flyers why
youre out? Phineas said as he handed me a whole stack of
papers. Phineas Zechariah Flynn, where did all of this come from?
Phineas gave me a mischievous grin. Oh Phineas! Youre sick!
Phineas burst out laughing.

I
was at the grocery store hanging up flyers. I was so mad at Phineas!
Phineas couldnt stop the machine, so the minuet we got close to
someones tree, he push me out! I dont know how yet, but Ill
find a way to get him back. I noticed Candace and Linda. I was to
mad, so I didnt say hi. After that I ran into Isabella. And when I
say ran into, I mean run into! Isabella and the fireside girls were
picking up groceries for their annual cookie sale. (Man, those things
are good! Me and Phineas will each have a box devoured in a half an
hour.) Well, I was so mad I wasnt looking where I was going, and
the next thing I knew, papers and cookie mix were every where and we
were all on the ground. Ferb, whats the rush? Isabella said.
Say, do you guys happen to have a some one whose man at his
step-brother helping him pass out flyers badge? I said. As a
matter of fact we do. Isabella said. What?! I said in shock. Well, we have a community service under the age of 13
badge. she said. I shook my head. So, what do you need our help
on? Can you pass out these flyers for me? Did you leave
Phineas home alone by himself? I stared blankly at Isabella. You
better get home, dont worry, well handle these flyers for you.
Thanks, Ill take the cookie mix home. Thanks. Dont
thank me, the faster we get the ingredients home, the faster you can
make your mints for me!

Back
at home, Phineas was surprised to see me back so soon. Did you
hang up all the flyers? he asked. Yes, Isabella and the
Fireside girls are on it. Isabellas hanging them up?
Phineas asked. Yes, oh, and I told her about your crush on here,
she said that you should get married in Hawaii and live a happy life
with four children and a dog. YOU DID WHAT?! Phineas said in
shock. I thought he would collapse from lack of air. His face went
beet red. I couldnt control myself. I gave a smile trying not to
burst out laughing. SHUT UP, FERB! I burst out laughing and
couldnt stop! Phineas started to do the same. We couldnt
control ourselves!

O.K.
Ferb, back to business. I want you to wear this. He hands me a
funny looking door man outfit. No way. Cmon, Ferb, it
brings out the color in your eyes. Flattering will get you no
where, my friend. Phineas smiled. What will you be wearing?
I asked. Phineas posed. This. he said. Thats the ugliest
Phineas Flynn costume ever! I said. Phineas laughed. Shut up,
Ferb.

Phineas
handed me a piece of paper. I want you to learn this script.
Phineas said and handed me a microphone. O.K. lets rehearse.
Phineas said. O.K. I tap the microphone. That good enough
for you? Could you go it with a little more feeling? It looks
like I dragged you up there against your will. Sure thing,
Phineas. I banged the microphone on the stage. That enough
feeling for you? Shut up, Ferb.

Within
an hour people were lining up all the way to our driveway. I was
ushering them in. I cant believe Phineas talked me into doing
this. And the even scarier part was: I didnt know how! When all
the people were in, I tapped on the microphone. Not crazily, but not
like I was dragged up there against my will. I ushered Phineas in.
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, may I
introduce a skeptical most of the morning in the making. I was
like a one-man band over in the corner. The ants go marching one by
one hurrah! Hurrah! The ants go marching one by one hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one and the little one stops to suck his
thumb and the ants go marching down to the ground, to get out of the
rain. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Oops off topic. Back to the story. The
coolest, bring coaster, bring Ever! Phineas pulled
down the string and all the neighborhood kids stared in awe. Then a
bird got hit in the head. Poor bird, get it while its down! So
who wants to go first? Everyone raised their hands.

To
fasten, please insert the tab into the metal buckle. To release, just
pull back on the Oops. The sample buckle came hurtling towards
Earth. Well, you get the picture. Well thats about it, enjoy
the ride. Phineas got back in his seat. We got to the top of the
portion me and Phineas call Mt. Ever Everest You all did
sign the wavers, right? Phineas asked. Nows a good time to ask,
Phineas, we didnt even sign the wavers.

We
were going so fast that I shut my eyes through most of it until I
heard Phineas say, Hey look, here comes the ah-ah-ah.
ah-ah-ah. everyone went. Then there was mud and snakes and
carwashes and being lifted in the air and hurtling into space. A
satellite came floating by. You know, if that thing crashes to
earth, Candace is in charge, right? We all of the sudden came full
sped toward Earth. We should have charged more. The front of
the coaster caught on fire, me and Phineas were trying to blow it
out. A lot of good that did. I blinked and the next thing I knew, I
was in the back yard. Hi boys. Linda said. Hi mom.
Phineas said. I started to think it was a dream until kids started
falling out of trees. I still thought maybe it was a dream because
you dont particularly see that every day. People started
congratulating Phineas. That was awesome! Can we go again?
Sorry, only one ride per customer. I liked your coaster,
Phineas. Isabella said. Thanks. So what are you gonna do
tomorrow? Dont know yet. Maybe you can teach Perry
some tricks. Well, he is a platypus, they dont do much.
Theyre the only mammals to lay eggs. I say. It was silent.
Maybe hell lay an egg. Phineas said. O.k. see you later.

You
guys really make a great team. Isabella said. Well, a brother
is a brother, but I couldnt have asked for a better one than Ferb.
You know what I mean? Aww. Phineas, I couldnt have asked for a
better brother either. I was about to say this, but instead I
belched. Oh, man, I can smell the peanut butter. he said
shoving me. Who? Me? No that was your other step-brother from the
blue beyond. That is where Phineass true colors came out. Well,
that was impressive. Isabella said walking away.

So
what should we do tomorrow? Phineas said leaning back against the
tree. Theres a world of possibilities. Maybe we should make a
list. Oh great! Well spend all day tomorrow making out a
list. He would have responded to that statement by Shut up,
Ferb. but he couldnt because the tree blowing up beat him to
it. Both of us jumped. And I had to much peanut butter? Shut
up, Ferb.

O.K.
by know you probably got the Silence is Golden part but the
question youre asking yourself is What about the duck tape is
silver part? Well, remember how I was so mad at Phineas for
pushing me out of the machine and that I was thinking of a way to get
him back? Well, right before Phineas woke up. I duck taped him to a
chair and duck taped a few of our old gym socks to his face. Phineas
woke up screaming. I walked by Phineas and he was giving me the death
glare. Hey, Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver. And the
stinky sock muffled his Shut up, Ferb.