Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: Phineas and Ferb The Curse of the Rain Chapter 1
Phineas and Ferb:
The Curse of the Rain
(2 part episode)
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY/HEAVY RAIN
Its raining heavily in Danville, PHINEAS and FERB, with Perry by their sides, are watching people rush out of the weather from their bedroom window. Ferb has a slightly saddened face, Phineas turns to see his expression.
PHINEAS
Hey, dont worry, its just rain, itll be gone tomorrow. Well just spend today brainstorming for what well do when it clears up.
As they walk away from the window.
PHINEAS(CONT’D)
Come on, Perry
Perry follows the boys out of their room.
Downstairs, Phineas and Ferb are watching TV, writing ideas they get down.
PHINEAS
See Ferb? That rain will be gone before we know it at this pace.
Fade out.
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – MORNING/HEAVY RAIN
Phineas wakes up in his bed.
PHINEAS
Hey Ferb,
Phineas walks over to Ferbs bed and starts shaking it, Ferb falls out of the bed, but instantly stands upright.
PHINEAS (CONT’D)
Come on, weve got a whole day of missed summer to catch up on.
Phineas goes to the curtains and opens them, to see that it is still raining, with the gutters forming slight rivers into the drains.
PHINEAS (CONT’D)
Aw man, it still hasnt stopped. What are the odds that it would go on for two days. Well I guess we could look on the internet for something to do and, hold on, wheres Perry?
INT. PERRY’S HIDEOUT – DAY
Perry, in the kitchen, jumps up, puts on his hat, opens a cupboard and steps into it. Inside the cupboard, Perry is looking around, seeing that the cupboard is filled with plates and bowls, cramping him, he then realizes that hes in the wrong one when MAJOR MONOGRAMS voice comes through from the cupboard next to him.
MONOGRAM
Over here, Agent P.
Perry steps into the cupboard next to it, where he falls into a tube that leads him into the hideout.
MONOGRAM
Okay then, first order of business: Doofenshmirtz. Hes got an order of blowtorches, tanning bulbs and hairdryers, just purchased on dBuy. Normally, Id send you to stop him from assembling some sort of unnecessarily elaborate and stupidly named contraption, but you cant because the order hasnt been delivered yet on account of all this rain. Your mission is to make sure that the order never has the chance to get to Doofenshmirtz. Your destination has been uploaded to the hovercraft, so get out there!
Perry hops into the hovercraft, which emerges from underneath the backyard. Perry, now soaked, presses a button which brings a roof over the craft.
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY/HEAVY RAIN
Phineas and Ferb are at the computer, with Ferb rapidly typing.
PHINEAS
Try looking for sites about gadgets, or maybe some sort of virtual reality game, I hear those are the best.
Phineas cellphone starts ringing, which he quickly answers. We see a split screen, showing ISABELLA on the other end.
PHINEAS
Hello?
ISABELLA
Hey Phineas.
PHINEAS
Hey Isabella.
ISABELLA
Whatcha doin?
PHINEAS
Not much, unfortunately. How do you keep yourself occupied?
ISABELLA
Well, me and the Fireside girls were supposed to hold a car wash today, but now all that I can do is watch t.v.
PHINEAS
Thats a shame, Ferb and I got bored of t.v though, so were on the internet.
Ferb taps Phineas on the shoulder.
PHINEAS (CONT’D)
Well it looks like Ferb found something, so Ill se ya later.
ISABELLA
Okay, bye.
Isabella hangs up and the view goes back to normal. Phineas returns to the computer and reads the website name aloud.
PHINEAS
? whats it about?
Ferb clicks on a link, and Phineas begins to read aloud a description of the website.
PHINEAS (CONT’D)
All residents of Danville who are sick of being forced indoors need no longer worry, for is here! Explore the virtual Danville, you can do just about anything you could outside, even talk to other residents. The rest is up to you, so enjoy! Signed, user R42.
Ferb clicks another link, which brings up a character creation page, on which he starts putting data in to the characters, turning them into digital versions of themselves.
PHINEAS (CONT’D)
Well lets give it a try, maybe well see someone we know on there.
Caption reading 5 minutes later…
Phineas and Ferb are staring intently at the screen, as Ferb continues to play with the keyboard and Phineas clicks things with the mouse.
PHINEAS
Man, this is awesome! Hey look, theres Baljeet.
The screen shows a digitized version of BALJEET, with the same face, but with an enhanced, muscular body, chasing a digital version of Buford, who is relatively the same as in the real world, but still no match for Baljeet. Phineas picks up a headset and begins to talk to Baljeet through it.
PHINEAS (contd)
Hey Baljeet.
BALJEET
Oh, hello my friends, how are you enjoying this world?
PHINEAS
Its awesome, were going to Blueprint Heaven to grab some plans, well call you when weve finished.
BALJEET
Very well, I will see you later, but right now I must make people pay for their wrongdoings!
Baljeet runs off to the right of the screen, as Phineas and Ferb move to the left, with the screen scrolling to keep up with them. After a few seconds of frame-by-frame walking, Phineas and Ferb come up to a digitized version of Blueprint Heaven, go in, then come out, with Phineas digital self holding a blueprint in his hand and smiling.
PHINEAS
Awesome, lets get building.
EXT. SUPPLIER’S HOUSE – DAY/HEAVY RAIN
Though unnoticeable, it is afternoon, as Perry, with an umbrella, walks up to a normal suburban house, with a truck parked in the driveway. Perry opens the truck, to find stacks of boxed blowtorches, tanning bulbs and hairdryers, then closes it to go around to the driver door, where he gets into the truck and closes the door. Suddenly, as Perry puts his hands on the steering wheel, restraints lock his hands to it and his body to the seat, at which point DOOFENSHMIRTZ bursts out of the front door with an umbrella of his own.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Aha! I knew it would work, Perry the Platypus.
Doofenshmirtz gets into the passenger seat and puts his umbrella away.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ (CONT’D)
You see, There was no supplier, I just got my daughter to buy the items for me with her own dBuy user account so as not to arouse suspicion, then sell them to me as a supplier so that you would come here and try to leave with them, thereby activating my trap, it was genius! Now you are helpless as I explain to you my plan, just dont try to escape until Ive finished, because its just so rude, plus its a really good plan. First of all, when you looked in the back of the truck, that was just a picture of boxes, the real thing is already finished.
Doofenshmirtz fishes out a picture of a large, red, ray gun-like contraption and shows Perry.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ (CONTD)
I have to show you with this picture, since you cant turn around. This is my Evaporator-enator-enator! You see, not only will I use it to get rid of all this rain, I will use it to completely dry up the tri-state area! But first I need to get to the top of my Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. building for it to fire at peak efficiency, so be a good little platypus and drive us there.
Perry makes his chattering noise, angrily, but reverses the truck out of the driveway and continues down the road.
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY/HEAVY RAIN
Phineas and Ferb are still sitting at the computer, when MOM comes in.
MOM
Boys, Im making snacks, do you want to come down?
PHINEAS
No, were okay here.
MOM
Okay, you two have been spending quite a bit of time on that computer though, dont forget theres other things to do besides playing games all day.
PHINEAS
Yeah, sure thing, Mom.
Mom walks out of their room, shaking her head. As she walks into the living room, she passes CANDACE, who is flipping through channels, looking utterly bored.
CANDACE
Nothing, nothing, nothing, this is boring, how is the rain not stopping yet? I wish I could go see Jeremy. I cant even bust Phineas and Ferb, maybe I should try a jigsaw puzzle or something, that might take a few hours.
EXT. DANVILLE SUBURBS – DAY/HEAVY RAIN
As the two are driving, Perry looks at Doofenshmirtz and swerves off the road, crashing into a tree, which causes the restraints to release, letting Perry attack Doofenshmirtz.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Ah, get off of me, let me go.
Doofenshmirtz throws Perry off of himself, then prepares to fight him. Perry jumps at him, however Doofenshmirtz moves out of the way and grabs a tree branch, then starts to swing it wildly at Perry. Perry manages to jump over his swings, at which point Doofenshmirtz throws it at Perry, giving him time to get to the back of the truck and wheel out the Evaporator-enator-enator.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Aha! Now, Perry the Platypus, watch as I clear the skies of this accursed rain.
Doofenshmirtz fires the ray into the clouds, which, after a few seconds, causes all of the clouds to dissipate and all of the water on the ground to rise into steam.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ (CONTD)
(breathing through the nose)
Ah, that feels really good, cleanses the body, dont you think, Perry the platypus?
Doofenshmirtz looks over to where Perry was standing to see that he is no longer standing there, instead he is disassembling the Evaporator-enator-enator.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ (CONTD)
Oh, thats just great, now I have to fall back on my super destruction ray-enator to destroy the tri-state area, thanks a lot, Perry the Platypus.
Doofenshmirtz runs away from Perry, in the direction of the city, that he might obtain his super destruction ray-enator.
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY
Looking at the door to Phineas and Ferbs room, Candace bursts in.
CANDACE
Guys, the rains stopped, we can go outside again, isnt it great? I can see Jeremy again, I get to bust you for stuff, what are you waiting for, lets go.
Looking at Phineas and Ferb, we see that they have slightly bloodshot eyes from not looking away from the screen for several hours on end.
FERB
But, must, keep, playing.
End of Part One.
Part Two.
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY
Candace walks over to Phineas and Ferb and waves her hand in front of their eyes, receiving no reaction.
CANDACE
Okay, thats a little weird.
Candace walks out of the room with a confused look on her face. Downstairs, Mom is cutting vegetables in the kitchen, when Candace comes in.
CANDACE
Mom, have you noticed that Phineas and Ferb are acting a little weird?
MOM
What do you mean, honey?
CANDACE
Well, the rains stopped but they still dont want to go outside and make some crazy activity for the day, theyre just sitting up in their room playing on the computer.
MOM
Oh, theyre fine, they probably just want to finish what theyre doing and then theyll be outside and playing like normal, now dont worry about it.
As Candace walks off, she thinks aloud to herself.
CANDACE
If they dont snap out of it soon, they wont be my brothers anymore, theyll just be like robots, and not the inventive kind like they made, just plain robots. I better do something or else I wont be able to bust them for anything for the rest of Summer.
Candace walks out the front door.
INT. DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INC. – DAY
Doofenshmirtz bursts in the front door and locks it, then rushes upstairs. Perry, seconds later, breaks through the door, following up the stairs, however as he rounds a corner, a laser fires at him, forcing him to duck back around the corner. Doofenshmirtz is shown, aiming the super destruction ray-enator.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Thats right, Perry the Platypus, take one step and youll be super destructinated!
Perry is shown thinking for a few seconds, he gets his own ray gun and throws it out of the corner, which Doofenshmirtz immediately shoots.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Face it, Perry the Platypus, neither of us is going anywhere until you go home or get super destructinated, so whats it going to be?
EXT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY
Candace is stretching outside, when Isabella, Buford and Baljeet, who is being carried by his underwear by Buford, come through the gate.
ISABELLA
Oh, hey Candace, are Phineas and Ferb here? We figured theyd be super psyched to do something after a day of rain.
CANDACE
Yeah, I figured that too, but theyre still stuck on their computer playing some game.
BUFORD
You mean that dry Danville thing?
CANDACE
Yeah, it said that on the screen.
ISABELLA
Why would they still be doing that? It was just supposed to be for the rain.
CANDACE
Well they just cant seem to stop.
BALJEET
I have heard of such things happening to people, some people call it the curse of the rain, it changes people with the strongest of spirit into robots.
CANDACE
Thats what I said. Well, no brothers of mine are getting turned into robots, were having an intervention.
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY
Up in Phineas and Ferbs room, Candace, Buford, Baljeet and Isabella with her troop walk in, Isabella and her troop carrying chairs.
CANDACE
Phineas, Ferb, we need to talk.
PHINEAS
Yeah, just give us a second.
CANADCE
No way, Get em Buford.
Buford picks up the two and puts them in chairs, as Baljeet turns the computer off.
PHINEAS
What are you doing?
CANDACE
Were having an intervention.
Everyone else sits down.
CANDACE(CONTD)
You guys need to stop playing this game and go outside, build some crazy contraption, like you always do.
PHINEAS
But, the website-
BALJEET
The website was for when the rain was preventing us from doing things with you guys.
BUFORD
Yeah, Dinnerbell, what else am I supposed to do for the rest of Summer if you two dont have insane plans every day?
PHINEAS
Cant we just keep playing?
INT. DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INC. – DAY
Perry is taking a peek around the corner so Doofenshmirtz cant see him, noticing that he has taken his eyes off of the corner, looking bored from waiting so long. Perry begins to slowly tiptoe around the corner, trying to get to the super destruction ray-enator. Doofenshmirtz then looks over to see him and readies the ray.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Now I have you, Perry the Platypus!
Doofenshmirtz begins firing at Perry, who takes cover back around the corner, Perry then punches the air angrily that it didnt work. Perry then snaps his fingers with an idea. Looking at the corner, Perry walks out in plain sight and is blown to smithereens by Doofenshmirtz.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Finally, Ive destroyed Perry the Platypus, after all this time. Now to destroy the tri-state area. Maximum power!
Doofenshmirtz turns away from him and aims outside the window with his super destruction ray-enator.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ(CONTD)
Just got to charge it up and it will fire.
As Doofenshmirtz charges up the ray, Perry suddenly rushes out from behind the corner, revealing that it was a Perry puppet that had walked out before, runs to the super destruction ray-enator and toggles a switch, which still does not stop the beam from charging, but causes Doofenshmirtz to jump back.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Perry the Platypus?! But how?
Doofenshmirtz looks over at the destroyed puppet.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ(CONTD)
A Perry the Platypus puppet? I cant believe I fell for that one again! Wait, which switch did you toggle?
Perry points to the switch that he toggled, which up close reads on one end, Super Destruction Ray-enator and on the other end, Gloomenator 3000-enator.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Oh, great, I dont even know why I bothered to build my super destruction ray-enator out of my Gloomenator 3000-enator, it makes no sense at all.
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY
Still in Phineas and Ferbs room, Candace and the others are doing their best.
ISABELLA
Guys, dont you remember how much fun it was to play outside, just take a look and itll come back to you, Buford, get em.
Buford picks the two up, however they cling to the chairs, causing Buford to pick the chairs up instead.
INT. DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INC. – DAY
Suddenly the Gloomenator 3000-enator fires an array of pellets into the sky, causing storm clouds to form.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
And after I tried so hard to clear up the rain.
Perry quickly handcuffs Doofenshmirtz and puts him in an oversized box, which he puts a stamp on, reading Deliver to Police. Perry then pulls out an umbrella and presses a button which activates a helicopter built into the umbrella, which he uses to fly towards home, through the rain.
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY/LIGHT RAIN
Buford brings the boys to the window, by which point the rain has started again, however lighter than before.
PHINEAS
Oh look, its raining, I guess we should keep on playing, come one Ferb.
CANDACE
Oh no you dont, you two are going to stare out at the back yard until you remember how much fun you had, so get to it.
Phineas and Ferb, with bored looks on their faces, look down at the yard. After a few seconds, Phineas widens his eyes.
PHINEAS
Hey, is that Perry?
Looking down on the yard, Perry is standing out in the rain, with the umbrella a few feet away from him.
PHINEAS
Come on, Ferb, weve gotta get him out of the rain!
Phineas rushes out of the rain, with Ferb right behind him.
EXT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY/LIGHT RAIN
Phineas comes out of the back door, with the rest of the kids following him, but staying under the porch.
PHINEAS
Hey, are you okay, Perry? Howd you get stuck out here?
Phineas stands up and holds his hands out to feel the rain, a smile broadening his face.
PHINEAS(CONTD)
Hey, this rains not as bad as the last time, hey guys, lets play out here for a while.
The rest of the kids run out of the porch and start running around, jumping in puddles and laughing about. Candace brings Perry to sit with her under the tree.
CANDACE
Way to go, Perry. For someone who doesnt do much, you sure helped out this time, whod of thought, huh?
Fadeout.
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY/LIGHT RAIN
Credits scene, where Phineas, Ferb and the rest of the kids are in the lounge, with towels around them, hot chocolates in hand, working together on an almost completed jigsaw puzzle.
ISABELLA
Got one.
BALJEET
Me too.
CANDACE
There we go, only two left.
Ferb picks up two pieces of identical blue sky, then after a second of analyzing, places them in their respective places, completing a picture of a country house just after a rain, with a rainbow.
PHINEAS
Wow, thats one good picture, huh?
As they are looking at the picture, a rainbow appears in the window, signifying that the rain is stopping. Phineas looks up at the window and gets up.
PHINEAS
Hey guys, the rains stopped, you want to go outside?
CANDACE
Actually, Im fine here, who wants to do another puzzle?
Everyone else voices their agreement.
PHINEAS
Yeah, I wanted to do another one too.
Phineas sits back down.
Logos and Fadeout. The End