Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: A New Villain – Chapter 3

A New Villain

Last time, Dr.
Doofenshmirtz and Brandon had started a battle and Perry had sat down
to watch it. Now we return you to our amazing story.

Doofenshmirtz and
Brandon charged at each other, each bent on destroying the other. The two started a slap fight, each one giving it all he had.

Youll never
out-slap me! Doofenshmirtz stated as Brandon laughed and remarked,
Im the king of slap fights.

It lasted about 2
minutes, each one just slapping the other over and over again while
Perry started to get bored and was thankful for his popcorn.

But just as Brandon was
ready to pull out a super slap to the mad doctors face,
Doofenshmirtz did a back flip toward a large door and said, This
whole battle of wills is going nowhere. Its time to end this like
true scientists!

With that, he walked
into another room and crashed through the door in a battle robot,
catching Brandon by surprise.

He turned and noticed
his totaled door and shouted, Oh, thats just perfect! It was
supposed to open when I got in the robot!!

That robot is
childs play, Brandon scoffed, This is nothing compared to my
own portable robot.

With that, he pulled a
robot suit out of his pocket with a sign on it that said Just add
water and sprinkled a drop of H2O upon it, causing it to grow as
he leapt inside of it. Doofenshmirtz and Perry were both spellbound
by the absolute genius of a robot that you could fit in your pocket. To make things more impressive, the robot was lined with missiles for
fists and emerald armor.

Meanwhile, Phineas and
Ferb were at a local parts shop looking for a fuel tank for their
rocket.

How about this one?
Phineas asked holding up one as Ferb shook his head.

Is this good?
Isabella asked holding up a slightly different one as Ferb shook his
head.

Then the boy spotted
it, the perfect fuel tank for the rocket. He gazed upon its glory,
his eyes wide and sparkly.

Found it, he said
sounding rather unimpressed as Phineas said, Cool, thanks, as
he took it off the shelf and took it to the cashier.

The cashier looked at
the fuel tank, then at the one purchasing it and asked, Hey,
arent you a little young to be a rocket Scientist?

Yes, Phineas
replied, Yes I am.

The cashier whistled
with admiration and Phineas made his purchase. The rocket would be
completed very soon.

Candace and Stacy had
spent all day picking out Candaces nicest clothes. She looked
absolutely gorgeous and was about to put on some eye liner when the
doorbell rang.

That must be him!
she squealed as she ran up to the door.

She opened it to see
none other than her dream man. Jeremy was the most handsome boy she
knew. He had slick blond hair, bright blue eyes and a green jacket
over his brown shirt.

Wow, Candace, you
look amazing, he said with a grin as Candace giggled and let him
in.

Stacy realized this was
a bad time to be in Candaces home. Of all times, during a date
was not a good idea, so she immediately leapt out of the window and
fell flat on her face passing out cold just seconds after seeing the
blurry image of a rocket in the back yard.

Doofenshmirtz was the
first to deliver a blow as his robots fist slammed into Brandons
robots face. The robot simply rubbed where it hit and started to
fume along with its owner as its missile fist rammed into the mad
Scientists robot.

Perry was actually
starting to worry. What if Doofenshmirtz did lose? There was no way
hed be able to accept an opponent stronger than his rightful
arch-rival.

Doofenshmirtz rubbed
his head and said, Wow, that was a total kick in the pants! But
well see how much youre laughing after I unleash the
devastation ray I installed in this robot!

With that, a huge
cannon came out of the robots head as Brandon had a little
accident in his pants.

Aw, MAN! he
wined, These were new pants! Fine. Robot, change my pants.

With that, a secret
compartment opened in the cockpit as small robotic arms came out and
quickly changed Brandons pants at a speed so fast, it was almost
as if hed never changed them in the first place.

With that, the
devastation ray fired and created a huge explosion. Doofenshmirtz
waved his arms up and down shouting, AHAH! I KNEW I COULD BEAT
THAT STUPID ROBOT! NOT EVEN EMERALD CAN SURVIVE THE DEVASTATION
RAY!

But alas, he had spoken
to soon, for when the smoke cleared, Brandons robot was not only
still standing; it looked brand spanking new.

Thanks for the
clean-up, Brandon said, By the way, my robot gets its paintjobs
from deadly lasers, so the deadliest ones only make it look nicer.

Doofenshmirtz had to
admit defeat. He opened up his robot and said, Alright, just take
my lab. Theres no way I can beat you.

Then he started to sob
as he fled the lab and Perry just stared in shock at this display. He couldnt believe what he had seen. A stuck-up teenager had
defeated a slightly less stuck-up Scientist.

And now to do what
that stupid doctor couldnt do, Brandon said, pointing a missile
fist at Perry, destroy his former arch nemesis!

Perry quickly leapt to
the side and opened up the back of the robot, but he was shocked to
see that there was no wiring within it. There was nothing he could
shut it down with. How was this possible? Could it be this boy was
too smart for his own good?

Well, he had no time to
think about that as the young professor picked him up and threw him
out the window.

Just as Perry was about
to hit the pavement, his rocket car flew by and picked him up, saving
him from certain death, but right now, Perry was so ashamed, he would
have accepted death if it had happened.

Now I will rule over
this city! Brandon shouted triumphantly, AND NOBODY CAN STOP
ME!!

And so, the rocket was
finally complete. Phineas and Ferb were more than ready to test this
out as a bunch of other kids entered the back yard.

What are they doing
here? Phineas asked as Isabella grinned and said, I invited a
few kids over.

Well, the more the
merrier, Phineas replied as the kids all grouped together into the
rocket.

Lawrence had finally
gotten used to walking, but had to use a cane. He was ready to get a
little snack from the fridge when he heard something like a rocket
thruster going off.

He turned his head
towards the window and noticed a shocking sight. A rocket in his own
back yard had taken off into the sky. This meant only one thing.

Candace was right?
he thought, Theres no way.

Candace and Jeremy were
hanging out in Candaces room just as the rocket flew past the
window.

Whoa, did a rocket
just launch in your back yard? Jeremy asked as Candace looked
outside and said, You know, Im just not gonna care this time.

Lawrence looked in a
mirror and said, I must have been just daydreaming. There is no
way my children are smart enough to build a rocket in the back yard.

After stressing that to
himself, he sighed with relief and went back to the couch. He
shouldnt have been walking around anyway. Perhaps it was just the
stress of walking that made him see it.

What he didnt
realized was that he really had seen a rocket and the kids inside
looked out at all the stars in the galaxy.

Come ride away in
our magical rocket, Phineas sang, Gaze upon the stars and
witness many things you cant see on Earth. You cannot fit this
sorta thing in your pocket. This is a miracle greater than birth.

As the kids started to
dance, Phineas continued with, We built this rocket in one single
hour, and its to be enjoyed for it is ours! Gaze upon the stars
and the planets Jupiter and Mars! Anything can happen when youre
with Phineas and Ferb!

Now what of Perry, the
main star of this plotline? Well, he was down in the dumps. He
returned to the base as Monogram appeared on the screen picking his
nose and spat, GREAT ZOOTS, THE CAMERAS ON!!

Then he regained his
composure and said, Nows the time for a close-up!

With that, the camera
zoomed into his face as it slammed into that exact spot and the army
major rubbed his head saying, You know I can have you fired as my
intern, right?

Then he noticed Perry
and said, Agent P, we just wanted to congratulate you on stopping
Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

He noticed that Perry
seemed down in the dumps as he asked, Whats wrong, Agent P? You did succeed, didnt you?

Perry slipped a fax
into his chair as the major read it over and gasped.

A new villain took
over? he asked, And you LOST!?

Perry sighed and just
about threw a fit the Monogram waved his hands in front of the screen
and said, Listen, Perry, dont let it get you down. We all fail
from time to time. Just get some rest and Im sure youll be
ready to take him on tomorrow.

Perry nodded, but of
course, he didnt agree. He didnt believe that he could stop
someone so smart. He sighed and walked out into the open, putting on
his mindless pet routine.

He looked up at the
sky, a teardrop going down his face as thoughts only went through his
head in the form of song.

What happened today? This isnt how it should be. It was just you and me, fighting
each other everyday. Where did the good times go? I feel like I am
a long lost cause with nowhere to turn. Im gonna miss the days
when I used to kick your butt all across the floor. Now Ive been
kicked out the door the door of success and fulfillment. What can
I do? Ill do anything to go back to the way it was.

He walked along the
yard and folded his arms lying on the back lawn thinking the
following:

I feel as if I have
lost an enemy but also that I have lost a friend! How can I live
with myself when I can no longer follow this trend! Theres
nowhere else in the world for me. I grew up and agent whose purpose
was to fight you. But now Im no longer free, I can no longer
fight you and you can no longer fight me too.

Perry needed to clear
his head, so he fell into a deep sleep.