Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: A Fresh Villain – Chapter 8

A New Villain

And so, it was time for
the ultimate battle to begin. Machine versus machine, Mad Scientists
versus a platypus and two kids. It actually sounds kinda pathetic,
but just go with the flow.

Brandon was about ready
to destroy the bowling ally when a huge fist smacked his robot in the
face. He turned and started to fume when he noticed a robot the same
size as his standing tall and proud while showboating for a
non-existent audience.

While he was
distracted, Perry leapt out and clung to the back of the robots
leg, the one he hadnt attacked yet. Sadly, he wasnt exactly in
the right position to pull out any wires now. The aiming was so bad
that he had to start at the bottom of it.

Brandon started to
thrash about as he snapped, DOOFENSHMIRTZ, I WISH YOUD GIVE IT
UP!

Id have loved to
build this, but this time, its not me, Doofenshmirtz said as
Brandon looked into the cockpit to see a ten year old kid steering
it.

Wait a minute, you
mean that orange-haired freak of nature built this? he retorted as
he added, Arent you a little young to be an expert on robots?

Yes, yes I am,
Phineas replied as Brandon just had a confused look, decided this was
hardly the time to compensate how a 10 year old kid could build a
robot almost as impressive as his and rammed a huge fist into it.

Come on, Perry the
Platypus, Doofenshmirtz said under his breath.

As the battle resumed,
each robot trading powerful blows, Perry was only a quarter up the
leg. This robot really was too big for its own good.

Brandons robot sent
the Phineas robot into an apartment as a business man inside one of
the rooms just looked at this carnage, took a sip of coffee and went
back to his work seconds later.

I guess we got no
other choice, Ferb, Phineas said as Ferb nodded pushing a button
on the robot making missiles appear out of its shoulders.

Oh, that is
impressive, Doofenshmirtz said, Would you boys like to join me
as my evil partners in crime?

Nah, we dont like
doing evil stuff, Phineas said as the mad doctor sighed, It
figures.

And with that, the
missiles were released. They hit Brandons robot dead on, and
since this wasnt a deadly laser beam, it was unable to clean
Brandons robot and was much better at harming it.

The robot started to
fume as Brandon spat, OH, THAT SMARTS! Well, my robot may not
have weapons, but its made of a material much stronger than any
metal!

Really? Phineas
replied, Cool!

Not cool,
Doofenshmirtz replied, Its made of emerald wait, now that
you mention it, that is pretty cool.

Brandon beamed, rather
pleased with himself as he said, I got the idea of building this
baby when I was 7. I wanted to make it an ice cream maker for my
friends, though. But of course, as a little gaffer, I didnt
really know what I wanted

Phineas groaned,
already bored of this story as Perry made it to the control center of
the robot. He pried open the back of the robots leg and pulled
out a pair of pliers. This was it. If this didnt work, no one
would stand a chance.

And with a slight
thrust of his blue arms, the wire was cut. He prepared himself for
the inevitable explosion that would ensue, but nothing happened. The
robot was still standing, its functions were still working and its
eyes were glowing red wait, its eyes werent glowing red before.

The robot started to
vibrate as Perry hung on for dear life while it attempted to shake
him off.

OH NO! Brandon
spat, clearly losing control of his robot, Im sorry to tell you
this, Perry, but just incase you could cut the wires, I gave the
robot backup power to stop it from shutting down! That was pretty
stupid on my part since it seems not to follow my commands anymore.

At that very moment,
the robots head opened up as Brandons seat was launched into
the air by a spring and a parachute came out. Brandon was expecting
a soft landing in a tree or something but got much worse as the chair
exploded like a big firework.

Phineas gazed upon the
bright light in awe as Ferb diverted his attention back to Brandons
robot and he took control again.

Phineas robot dealt
a few more blows to the robot before it grabbed the robots fist
and blew it to pieces with its hand.

This might not be so
good, Phineas said as Doofenshmirtz held onto Ferbs head for
dear life.

And with the throw of a
fist, the robot was completely totaled and exploded while Phineas and
Ferb fell from it on parachutes, perfectly safe and sound.

Doofenshmirtz, on the
other hand, fell into a bush, flat on his face with no parachute. But after he landed, a small pair of parachutes came out of his back
pockets.

Curse you horribly
ironic timing!! he spat as Brandon got up and wiped the dust off
of him.

Im sorry, he
said, I just wanted to take over the world with that robot. I
didnt mean for it to get out of control. Now if it takes over the
world, itll be the robot, not me.

Perry was also ashamed. He had caused this very thing to happen in an attempt to bring the
young professor down.

Perry, dont give
the world that look, Brandon said while placing a hand on the
platypus shoulder, How were you supposed to know there was a
backup power?

KIDS!! came a
womans voice as Linda ran over to Phineas and Ferb, embracing
them, so glad that they were okay.

Well, it looks as if
we are doomed now, Candace groaned, I always knew a robot would
cause an early death for me, only I thought it was going to be made
by you two.

Nah, well be
fine, Doofenshmirtz replied, The tragic flaw with backup power
is that its limited. This backup energy will only last a small
while.

Yeah, that is true,
Brandon said, I only gave it enough backup power for 3 hours.

All went silent after
he mentioned 3 hours. And then the panic started up again.

3 HOURS IS MORE THAN
ENOUGH TIME FOR IT TO LEVEL THE CITY!! Candace snapped pulling
on the boys collar, You might be kinda cute, but since I have a
boyfriend, I can easily look past that! You have to fix this!

I would if I could,
Brandon replied, Seriously, I never once planned for when that
thing turned on me. Its gonna destroy us all.

Perry and Doofenshmirtz
were actually quite pleased to hear this. Not the destroy us all
bit, but the thing about lack of planning. To this point in time,
Brandon seemed to be too smart for his own good. Now it was clear
that he wasnt a complete brainiac who could make anything work
smoothly.

Well, I guess this
is the end, Phineas said, I guess its time to start on my
memoirs. Ill miss you, Ferb. You were the best friend a 10 year
old kids could ever have.

Ferb gave him a quick
thumbs up as the boy turned to Candace and said, Candace, I loved
you more than anyone else in the world. (He means he loved her as
a sister. Seriously, slash pairings are okay, but between brother
and sister thats just disturbing)

That still disturbs
me, Candace replied, but I guess Ill miss you too, you
little snot.

Vanessa just rested a
hand on her fathers shoulder and said, Well, dad, it was kinda
fun knowing you.

Doofenshmirtz had no
idea what to say as he cried into his daughters shoulder.

Perry then looked up
into the sky and pointed as a group of jets flying into the area,
each piloted by another agent. There was Agent C, the chicken with
an attitude. With her was agent W, a worm with major skill. There
was also Agent D, a dog yeah, you all saw that coming, right?

From Agent F, the
Ferret, to Agent Z, the zebra with height problems, every agent in
the world had come to help stop this threat.

Those poor fools,
Brandon sighed, Even they cant stop it. Now Im starting to
have second thoughts on this whole take over the world thing.

Yeah, you sure
picked a great time to have that realization, Candace remarked
sarcastically as Linda sighed and asked, Do you boys have any
other inventions that can help us?

Phineas thought about
this and looked at the totaled robot parts. He started cooking a
plan as he sighed and said, No, Im all out of ideas.

This was a big shock. Usually, Phineas and Ferb had a plan for every day of Summer, but
this time, they drew a blank.

It was at this moment
that Perry found a new sense of purpose. He latched himself into his
hover car and flew over to his group ready to save the day. There
was no way he was going to let his home and family be destroyed by a
rampaging robot that would have been on steroids were it human.

He flew over to the
other agents as he let out a growling noise to the dog. The dog
barked at the chicken who clucked at the goldfish. (Yes, I thought up
a fish for an agent)

(This time, I really am
going to pull off a Power Rangers on you guys)

And so, all of the
agents came together as their vehicles started to combine. And soon
enough, they formed a big robot that was the exact size of Brandons
former robot.

Wow, that is so
cool! Phineas exclaimed as the robots locked combat and a corny
musical number started up out of nowhere.

And so the time has
come for me to show my stuff. In the end of it all, I came out big
and buff. It all seemed helpless, Id lost my purpose, but now the
battle will be won. I just hope its not passed dinner by the time
that this is done. Ive been through a lot today, I thought Id
lost my enemy. I also thought Id lost the agent spirit inside me. But now with all of this happening, I have a new motive. To save my
home town is the most important thing that I could ever do.

The robots locked
blows, each one equal in strength. But Perry and his other agent
allies would not give up.

Dr. Heinz
Doofenshmirtz is my only adversary. Nobody else will get in the way
of that. Although it would be nice to be out of work and free, this
is the only thing that I am good at. No one will get in my, no one
will stand in my path! Everything will be the way it used to be. And look at these odds, 100 agents gainst one, and the winner of
it all shall be me.

And with the swift
movement of the robots fist, Brandons former robot took in a
heavy blow and finally exploded. Therefore the city was saved and
all was right in the world again.

Perry took a parachute
out of his new robot and waved goodbye to his allies as he descended
in front of his family removing his agent hat and returning to a
clueless state.

Perry, you are the
best! Phineas exclaimed while the family embraced him.

Isabella then came up
to Phineas and said, Hey, Phineas, did I just see Perry in that
big robot thing with a bunch of other animals?

Phineas was finally
going to do what he didnt like doing. He was going to lie. Hard
as this was for him, he couldnt let anyone else know Perrys
secret.

He sighed and stated,
No, Perrys been in the house the whole time. As for the other
animals, yeah, they were there.

So the last part was
true. At the very least, Perrys secret was safe.

But how long would this
last? Even though he knew his family loved him, he could not trust
them with such a secret, so he pulled out a device with a red
flashing light and shone the light in their faces while he wore a
pair of shades. There was no way the family was going to remember
any of this.

And so, everything
returned to normal. No one in the family remembered who had saved
the city from the robot, nor did they remember anything about meeting
Doofenshmirtz. They were a somewhat normal family again and to them,
Perry was still the same old mindless pet they always saw him as. Sadly, hed accidentally erased all memory of Phineas and Ferbs
parents finding them out, so Candace was still bent on busting them
and the two continued to build things they were too young to be
experimenting with.

All was peaceful again.

(And you can sing the
P&F theme song to yourself to make the ending feel more like the
show if you want)