Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: Chick Converse Chapter 1
A/N: Thought I might try and write something after a long break. My first all dialogue piece. Hope you like it!
Girl Talk
Daria?
Yes Jane?
What are you doing?
Well, I am holding a book which I have just retrieved from my to read pile and am staring at the first page. What do you think?
Sorry, Im just bored.
Hey I never promised any fun and exciting activities when I said you could come over. Anything on TV?
Not unless you count Sesame Street.
Hmm, I can see your dilemma.
So, fix it.
Cant.
Why?
Reading
But Dariaaaa!
Ugh, fine.
Yay!
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What now?
I dunno, lets girl talk or something.
Girl talk?
Sorry! It was only a suggestion.
Fine, well girl talk.
Great!
So, umm, how does this work exactly?
Im not sure but Im assuming its something like truth or dare, minus the daring.
Umm, ok then. You go first.
Cool. Who do you like?
Oh my God, why did I agree to this?
Shut up and answer the question Morgendorfer!
No one. You?
Well…
Yes?
Doesnt matter. Your turn.
No, Im all intrigued now. Who do you like?
Hey, I asked you!
And now Im asking you.
You cant do that!
Why not?
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Exactly.
Why are you all interested in my nonexistent love life all of a sudden?
Because youre being all secretive!
Isnt that a clue to NOT pry?
FINE!
FINE!
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Im sorry. I shouldnt have kept asking.
Its alright, its just…I dunno.
So, umm, Ill think of another question.
No, you dont have to.
Youre going to tell me?
Itll come out at some point I guess.
Oh, so, umm, who is he?
You see, thats the problem. Its not a he.
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Daria?
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Are you alright?
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Im sorry if this is a bit of a shock.
No, no, its, umm, fine. Yep, fine.
So you ok with it?
With you being a lesbian? Yeah, its kind of cool.
Really?
Yeah, I suppose Id have found out at some point.
You know, Im kind of glad we had this girl talk.
Yeah, me too.
Cool.
So, are going to tell who the lucky girl is?
Oh, you havent guessed yet?
I didnt know I was supposed to be guessing.
Oh.
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Got it yet?
No.
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You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you just told me.
Oh, alright. Its you.
WHAT?
Its you.
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…Is that a problem?
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Look, sorry if I freaked you out.
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Daria, why are you smiling?
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Daria, are you alright?
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Ompf…oooh…mmm
Mmmm indeed.
Daria, are you sure-
Less talking, more kissing.
Ahh…that sounds like a good oooh idea!
Yes, I dont get called brain for nothing you know.
Amen to that!