Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: AlakaFerb Chapter 4

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: AlakaFerb Chapter 4

Chapter Four: Mission Important

Candace, meanwhile, was out and about on the no-longer-fun bike ride with Jeremy and his evil little sister, Suzy. Candace was sandwiched in between the two, her Jeremy riding in front of Candace and little Suzy behind her. She felt like at any moment, Suzy could strike and take her out easily. Not exactly a warm feeling to have. Candace kept on peddling, despite this sense of danger. “This is so not what I had in mind.”

“Too bad,” Suzy said as she peddled with an evil grin plastered on her face. “because as long as I’m around, Jeremy is mine.”

“Look, girlie,” Candace did her best to look behind her and peddle at the same time. She, upon seeing the cute little girl sitting there, realized that she, perhaps, was being too harsh on her. After all, it was just a case of jealousy, right? “I’m not trying to steal Jeremy from you, Suzy. I could never steal a brother/sister relationship from someone, nor would I try.” Candace smiled warmly and attempted to bond with the girl. Hopefully it would all be better because of this. “So, why can’t we be friends?”

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Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: Barred Enjoy Chapter Four

Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: Barred Enjoy Chapter Four

Secret
Crush or Forbidden Love?

Chapter
4

Phineas woke up gasping with tears running down
his face, he had a terrible nightmare while he was asleep and that
reminded him more of his stepbrother crush. Ferb was always a light
sleeper so when Phineas had nightmares hed wake him up and calm
him down, he stayed awake with Phineas until he fell asleep again.
When he started liking Ferb he had a horrifying nightmare, Ferb was
there the whole night comforting him. Phineas sighed as he got out of
bed, feeling totally drained even though he just woke up.

He stood there in front of the mirror, just
staring at his reflection. Phineas just couldnt stand this
feeling, a feeling in his stomach saying that he shouldnt even try
to tell Ferb. He wouldnt be able to handle the rejection and loss
of his stepbrother, so why even tell him. Phineas wanted to get rid
of the pain he was feeling so badly, so badly that hed do
anything. Thats when Phineas saw his dads razor

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Fortune – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Fortune – Chapter 1

Sorry I havent
written in a long time, but I am now! I just wanted to write
something little just to warm up. Not one of my actual stories.

(Perrys P.O.V.)

Thinking to myself
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these
words, with great power, comes great responsibility, this is my gift,
my curse. Who am I, Im spider-

Perry the Platypus,
what are you doing? Youre supposed to be stopping me from giving
everybody bad luck, Doofenshmirtz says turning to look at me.

I shake my head and
walk over to Doofenshmirtz. Perry the Platypus, are you going to
stop me? I chatter as the dr. continues. Well, I guess that
fortune teller was right, patience does pay off. You know, maybe I
should start listening to fortu-

SMACK!

I whack Doofenshmirtz
in the face with my tail and chatter.

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Bare Candace Flynn view so torrid

Candace Off Phineas And Ferb Nude

Hentai Picture: Bare Candace Flynn view so torrid
We got plenty of the hottest coitus and oral scenes featuring Phineas and Ferb girls who wish their peachy wet caves being mercilessly fucked and slobbered. Another teen hottie from Phineas and Ferb boasts this gorgeous cleavage to bring to our view and she cannot possibly miss any man or boy… Candace Flynn starts with taking one cockbegins with accepting a dick and continues with getting sandwiched on a sofa.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Come Home Perry – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Come Home Perry – Chapter 1

Come Home Perry!
By
The Sole Survivor

Xx

So if were enemies again,
does that mean AAHHH! Dr. Doofenshmirtz began before Agent P
promptly released him. Curse you, Perry the Platy Aaagh!
His nemesis screamed as he fell to the desert ground, rolling to a
stop on a large pillow. He then cheerfully shouted up at him, Oh,
now see there, a a throw pillow. You guys do it right!

Perry the Platypus stared through half-lidded eyes before he
sighed, his arms hanging below him. He was finally allowed to go back
to his family after defeating The Regurgitator, as easy as that was,
even if it was Doofenshmirtz who did most of it.

Okay, so he
did all of it. All Perry really did was save Doofenshmirtz before the
place self-destructed, which actually was Doofenshmirtzs fault in
the first place. Perry shook his head and rolled his eyes
sardonically.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Family Secrets Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Family Secrets Chapter 3

Isabella’s P.O.V.
I wake up to George shaking me, he does this every day at exactly 9:00 A.M. When I try to sit up I get my first surprise of the day, Perry is curled up on my chest and sleeping peacefully. He wakes up when I move, he looks at me and chatters loudly, then walks out of my room. As I take a shower I wonder how he managed to get in, I remember that he is a secret agent and think about the day I found it out. I am trapped in a cage by Vanessa’s father, Perry is standing between me and Doofenshmirts. He is wearing a cute little brown hat and is giving Doofenshmirts a look that would have curdled milk, Doofenshmirts starts talking to Perry as I sit in my cage and think about how I finally get Phineas to notice me then get trapped in a cage where I’ll probably never see him again. Perry jumps up and punches Doofenshmirts in the face, Perry frees me from my cage, then leads me to a hover-jet. He gets in and motions for me to do the same. I turn the water off and step out of the shower. As I get dressed, I wonder why Perry is in my house. As I walk into the kitchen I see George balancing knives on his hands, He throws them to me as I walk in. I catch them out of reflex and tuck them into their sheaths, one behind the sash on my shoulder and one in my wasteband. As I start to eat some Lucky Charms, George walks over to a window and looks at Phineas and Ferb’s house. I look too and see Linda and Lawrence get into their car and drive away, Candace is nowhere to be seen. George points to Buford’s house, I look and see him with a few friends heading for the Flynn-Fletcher household. Phineas and Ferb are looking for something and don’t notice, Buford charges at Phineas and sends him flying into a tree trunk. Phineas slides down it with a groan, touches the back of his head, then gets hit in the face by Buford. Ferb has two people that i haven’t seen before on him while Baljeet is following Buford around like an obedient dog. I set down my uneaten cereal and stand up, then see Perry laying in a doorway. I walk over and pick him up, he chatters excitedly as I stroke his back. Then I follow George over to Phineas’s house, I see Phineas trying to get up and rush over to help. Buford tries to attack me while I am helping Phineas to his feet. George pops out of the shadows, grabs his arm in mid-swing,and throws him into Baljeet. As Phineas gives me a kiss I feel Perry go rigid in my arms, I see Baljeet and Buford pull knives on George, who appears to have only his cane. I try to get to George but Bufords friends block my path, I look down at Perry, who looks up and nods. I give the two the same smile George had given Buford yesterday, they hesitate, so I throw Perry at them. He sinks his spurs into one’s face as the other charges at me with what appears to be a steak knife, I dodge his cut as Baljeet flies by with the marks of his fight with George. I pull out the knife in my waistband and sink it into the foot of the person i’m fighting with. Two more people go after George as Baljeet gets back into the fight, George still has the smile on his face even though four blades are pointing at him, he twists his cane and pulls. A sword comes out of the cane, still gripping the snake’s head, he lunges at Baljeet. But instead of stabbing him, he takes the base of the cane and smashes it into his head, knocking him unconsious. The two that were facing George were looking like they regretted coming, Perry is pounding the the one I threw him at. I have never seen him hit anyone so hard, not even Doofenshmirts had ended up as bad as this guy. The other was trying to dig my knife out of his foot, I take the knife out of my sash and hit him in the temple with it, I pull my blade out of his foot after i’m sure he’s unconsious. Ferb is still fighting two more people and has Phineas protecting his back against another one. I slouch into the shadows and head to where George is, as I do I recall what he told me a few years ago. We are standing in our backyard, we are both holding sticks and getting ready to spar. He wants me to be able to protect myself, as we take a defensive stance he tells me “When you are trying to hide, move slowly to reduce noise. And when you do make noise that alerts them, freeze. Most people confuse speed with stealth, which gets them caught. As I head towards George he allows himself to be backed into the shadows, I step on a stick and it breaks, which causes Buford and his friends to turn around. I dash away from George, hoping they see the movement. They try and catch a sight of me as George seems to melt into the shadows behind them, they turn around to find he’s gone. Thinking he ran, they go for Ferb and Phineas. Two of Bufords friends fall, it is obvious why, one of them has George’s sword sticking out of his back while the other has his own knife in his chest. I’ll never be able to figure out how he does it, I shake my head as he steps out of the shadows that hide him and takes his sword out of the back that it is stuck in. I sneak up behind Buford, jump on his shoulders, and sink my knives into his shoulders. I surprisingly miss anything vital, but now his arms are useless. Buford looks crestfallen as he realizes that his arms are now useless, he calls for his friends and starts to leave. He looks at me, charges at me, and has Perry jump on him from behind. I turn away from an unconsious Phineas in time to grab Perry, who was thrown by Baljeet. Vanessa walks over and sees Ferb fighting with his two opponents. “Phil, Chris! Why are you attacking my boyfriend?” The two boys take a look at Ferb, then at Vanessa, and laugh. She turns red, pulls out her fathers gun, grins, and catches them on fire. Ferb manages to wake Phineas up, as the two try to put themselves out. George cleans his sword on the grass, hands me mine, and starts laughing as I walk over to Phineas, put down Perry, and kiss Phineas. He cries out in pain and looks down, I follow his gaze and see Perry right next to him. I look at Phineas’s leg, and see the same holes that Ferb has in his hand. I look at Perry, but he is glaring at Phineas. Across the yard, Ferb looks at me and Perry thoughtfully. I also notice George staring at me, this day just gets weirder and weirder.

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Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Fresh Plans Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Fresh Plans Chapter 1

A/N: Hey there everyone! I once more bring you another set of ficlets, this time focusing on most and/or all of the characters of Phineas and Ferb. I decided that I wanted to write some cute, fluffy ficlets for general consumption after having horrible writer’s block for the longest time. When my girlfriend asked me to write her something involving Baljeet and the word “Coat”, this series was born. Because there’s two sides to every story, I’ll have about two stories for each pairing, one from each character’s point of view. Also, I’ve chosen to not include the Fireside Girls in this, because they don’t have enough characterization for me to properly work with.

This story, as mentioned, was based on the word “coat”, and is Baljeet-centric.

A word of warning: Although this is a totally clean, family-friendly fluff series, there will be some adorable non-explicit “romance” (I only use the term because nothing else fits) between people of the same gender. A lot, because there’s only one little girl and one teenage boy in the entire series. As well, there will be slightly incestuous vibes coming off of my Phineas/Ferb stories, so if you don’t like it, don’t read it!

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Time Machine – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Time Machine – Chapter 1

The Time Machine

It was a Sunday in
Danville and Phineas and Ferb were watching a video with their sister
Candace. Candace had a school assignment to write an essay on the
creation of the universe, and so she had rented a documentary. Most
of it had finished but then, the narrator, turned to the audience
with a deep meaningful look upon her countenance and said “But
scientists are still baffled by the question of how the universe came
into existence. We still are unsure what caused the big bang, and how
our universe was created” “Well that was useful” said
an exasperated Candace, switching the VCR off with the remote and
eating a chip from the bowl the three had been sharing during the
documentary. “I mean my essay has to be about the creation of
the universe, but how am I supposed to write about something nobody
understands or knows about?” Just then Phineas had an idea.
“Ferb, I know what we’re going to do tommorow!”

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Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: The romantic dinner Chapter Three

Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: The romantic dinner Chapter Three

Chapter 3:
Getting ready for the dinner

At 5:30 pm,
Isabella received a note passed by under her door:

Isabella,

Cross the street
at seven pm.

She went to the
window to make sure what was there across the street was Phineas
house, so she thought it was a date (it was, of course), but it would
be her first date ever so she asked Candace for advice, by calling
her:

Hello.

Hello, Candace?

Candace speaking,
whos calling?

Its Isabella.

Oh, hi Isabella!
How can I help you?

Today, at seven
pm, Im gonna have my first date and I dont know what to do!

What to do??!!
You need to know what to wear! I see you dont understand anything
about dates poor girl

So, thats why
I called you

Ok, me and Stacey
are gonna be there in five minutes.

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Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: The romantic dinner Chapter Two

Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: The romantic dinner Chapter Two

Chapter
2: Planning the dinner

Next
day, Linda went out in the morning, but this time she took the boys
with her, because she didnt want to cook, and they had lunch at an
Arabian food restaurant.

Phineas
POV (point of view):

Well,
I guess Isabella just said that because she was angry with the pizza
guy, but if were not bf and gf, now were gonna be.

In
the afternoon

The
red-haired boy said:

Ferb,
today we wont have much time, but I guess, the time we have is
gonna be enough for preparing a romantic dinner. Hey wheres Perry?

Perry
went to his secret hideout and MM appeared in the screen:

Well,
Agent P, its the same: find out what Doofenzmirth is up to and put
a stop on it.

Perry
went to Heinzs, using the key, and the evil genius started, after
caging the platypus:

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