Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Future Summer Chapter 1

Hey, smallhobbit here!
Just so you guys know, that part at the end is supposed to be an illusion to Perry. Apparently, some people don’t get that.
Also, I tried to stay away from couples in this unless the couples were mentioned in the show itself.

Chapter One

He paced the room deep in thought, only stopping to scratch the back of his pet platypuss head or look through the occasional paper. Finally, as he was looking at some long forgotten papers a smile slowly crossed his face.
In a sudden burst of excitement he picked up his platypus and shouted, Perry, I know what were going to do this summer! but all he got in reply was the typical soft chattering noise that Perry always made. He gave a quick glace to the door before adding, I should go tell Ferb

Isabella had a crush on a boy at her school. Actually to be entirely truthful, she had had a crush on him since they were kids and she hoped he shared the feeling.
Her eyes searched the cafeteria for him, hoping he was either sitting at a table next to his step-bother explaining away another plan or fixing some long-broken machine to good as new, but for some reason she couldnt find him anywhere.

Isabella! a voice shouted from the other side of the cafeteria as its owner ran towards her.

Phineas? she asked slightly confused as he stopped next to her.

“I have something to tell you

Isabella interrupted him. Really? she asked slightly more alert.

Yeah, he answered before taking out a packet of papers and handing them to her with a simple, Here.

Its a packet

Its a list of what me and Ferb are going to do this summer.”

Isabella looked down at the list in her hands and started to read some of them silently to herself. Wow, Phineas, she finally said, …I dont know Isnt most of this stuff impossible?

It could be a possibility, but its never stopped us before.

Thats so cool, she commented back before adding, Well, I guess I should start spreading the word that you guys are ready for summer. I mean, everyonell want to know

Actually, Phineas interrupted, I wanted to ask you something.

Isabella turned back to face Phineas hoping this was it. Im listening, she told him, sweetly.

Wellyou see I was wondering

Another boy Phineass age quickly ran up beside them derailing his train of thought. Oh, hi Ferb, Phineas said even though all he got back in reply was a quick wave, that is until Ferbs eyes widened in shock because of a screaming group of fan-girls that caused him to start running again.

Phineas just sighed. Hold that thought, Isabella, he said, I have to go save Ferb Again

A girl quickly answered her cell phone by fiercely whispering, Mom! I told you not to call me!

Well, Candace, just think of it as me getting back at you for calling when you werent supposed to, her mom replied.

Candace let out a short groan. Fine, whatever; what do you want, anyway?

Her mom was quiet for a second as she gathered her thoughts. Well I was wondering if you were coming home this sum

Mom! Candace interrupted, I already told you Im NEVER coming home during ANY summer. Summertime is when Phineas and Ferb do all that impossible stuff that some how you never see!

Her mom took a deep breath. Candace, sweetie, weve been over this a million time before. Your brothers dont do impossible thing over the summer; they just have really strong imagin

Candace interrupted her again, No, mom. They do impossible things and until that stops Im not coming home! and then she hung up the phone.

That was your mom wasnt it? a voice asked causing Candace to look up in slight shock.

The shock slowly went down as she realized it was just her roommate. Candace wasnt used to seeing her around and unfortunately wasnt even sure she knew her name. Oh! Its just youah

Its Vanessa, the girl provided as she walked over to sit on the bed across from Candace.

Vanessa Right! Candace slapped herself in the face before adding, I knew that

They sat in an uneasy silence for a second before Candace finally asked, How did you know that was my mom on the phone?

Because its kind of the same between me and my mom, too.

Oh, Candace replied, but then quickly added, Well you see, its not actually my moms fault, though; its my brothers

There was silence for a few moments before Vanessa explained, Its not my moms fault wit me either Its my dads

OohIm sorry I d-didnt Candace stuttered as she tried to think of the right words to say.

Vanessa just shrugged. Well, its not like you know him.

They slipped once again into more uneasy silence. This time Vanessa was the one to break it as she asked, So, about your brothers?

Candace groaned. Oh, dont even get me started

Theyre that bad, huh?

Oh, you have no idea! They just dive me crazy!

Really You havent met my dad, then

Are you saying he could be even worse?

Ah, yeah.

Candace laughed for a second. Oh yeah right. The only way he could possibly be worse is if he were oh, I dont know actually evil!

Vanessa sighed. You have no idea she mumbled under her breath.

Well lets talk about something else now, Candace said as she then thought for a moment before asking, Whatre you doing for the summer?

This got another sigh from Vanessa. Nothing really.

Seriously? I mean you should at least have something planed, like going home or something.

No not really

Well if you really dont have anything to do, you can come to our house, Candace offered.

But I thought you just

Oh, dont worry. My mom really wants me to be home, and I dont think shell mind if I bring a friend. Plus, theres always something going on at our house during the summer, Candace quickly explained hoping that her real plan wasnt to obvious.

Well I guess Vanessa started to say.

Okay! Ill call my mom, then and tell her were coming.

Vanessa just sighed again as Candace started to call her mom to tell the news. Yeah, why not, she mumbled to herself. After all its not like anyone knows me there