Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Opertation Turkey Chapter Four

Phineas
and Ferb gave weak smiles. Candace stared at them with her mouth wide
open. What happened? Candace said sternly. Phineas and Ferb
looked at each other, smiles fading. They looked back at Candace.

The
truth? Phineas said worriedly.

The
truth, from the very beginning. Candace said.

Well
first I was born, then Mom died. Then Phineas and your dad died
and Linda had Phineas. Then about a year later you two were my
step-siblings Ferb stalled for time.

Ferb
Isaiah, start from today. Candace said annoyed.

Right
Ferb said quietly.

Phineas
took a deep breath. Ferb thought that instead of cooking the
turkey at 600 degrees for a hour, he decided to cook it at 1200
degrees for thirty minutes. Then, Perry knocked down Ferbs boom
box and broke his CDs and we ran into our room to pick them up
when Ferb smelled smoke. He screamed and when I ran in here, the
turkey was on fire and I put it out and Ferb opened the window. Then,
you walked in. Phineas said in one breath.

A
fire?! Oh my gosh! Are you two all right? Candace asked.

Yeah,
were O.K. A little dazed, but were O.K. Phineas said.
Candace sighed in relief.

What
are we going to do about the turkey? Ferb asked. Leave it to Ferb
to ask something like that.

O.K.
Umm Ferb, you go get a fresh turkey from the deli. Candace
said.

Fresh?
Ferb asked.

No,
Ferb, a swimming turkey. Yes, a fresh one! Candace said. She
scanned her brothers. First, get dressed. she said. Phineas and
Ferb hurriedly got dressed.

Candace,
I have no money. Ferb said. Candace sighed. Phineas gave him $25
and Candace gave him another $25.

Now
hurry up and go before Mom and Dad get home. Candace said
practically shoving Ferb out the door. When Ferb was out the door,
Candace turned to Phineas. You clean up the kitchen and set the
table and all that. Mom, Dad, and the rest of the family will be here
in about a half hour. she said.

What
if Ferb isnt back by then? Phineas asked.

Stall.

____________________________30
minuets later______________________________

The
table was all set and Linda and Lawrence were home. The family
started pouring in, with no sign of Ferb. Hi, Phineas! Phineas
looked down. His four-year-old cousin looking up at him with a wide
grin on his face.

Hi,
Kenny. Hows Mark and McKay doing? he asked.

Kenny
frowned, All they do is eat, sleep, cry, and poop. he said
making a small face, but emedially perked up. Wheres Ferb?
he asked.

Yeah,
Phineas, where is Ferb? Linda asked. Phineas looked over at
Candace, who was holding Mark in one hand and McKay in the other. She
gave him a shrug and mouthed Dont tell. Phineas groaned. He
hated lying, he was no good at it and he could never stop laughing.

Uh,
Ferbs getting ready, hell be back in a minuet. Phineas said.
His parents nodded and left the room. Phineas smiled at Kenny. Want
to here a joke? Phineas said, looking for an excuse to laugh.

Sure.
Kenny said.

O.K.,
well, this man was reading hi Bible and he asked God God, how much
is a billion dollars to you? and God answered A penny. Then
the man asked How much is a billion years? and God answered
About a second. Then, the man asked Well, can I have a
penny? and God said Sure, just a sec. Phineas cracked up
laughing. Kenny gave him a smile.

That
was lame. he said and walked away. Phineas stopped laughing and
looked over at Candace.

It
was lame. she said.

Ferb
and I like it. Phineas said. Phineas went to the screen door to
let Perry in, but Perry was no where to be found. Perry? Perry!
Phineas called, but Perry didnt come. Oh well, hell turn up
when he wants. Phineas said as he closed the door.

Well,
Phineas, are you sure Ferb will be down in a minuet? Lawrence
asked. Uh Phineas stammered. At that moment, Ferb came from
the living room carrying a platter with a top over it.

Sorry,
I would have been here sooner, but I got stopped by a road block
named Kenny. Ferb said ass he set the platter on the decorated
table.

Well,
then, lets say grace. Lawrence said.

At
that moment, Kenny came running came running in the kitchen chanting:
Give me turkey in my belly keep me eating, eating, eating, give me
turkey in my belly I say. Give me turkey in my belly keep me eating,
eating, eating, keep me eating til the break of day! Phineas
and Ferb looked at each other and giggled. Thats the exact same
thing they would do if they were his age.

O.k.,
then, everybody be seated. Lawrence said. Every one obeyed. They
all grasped hands, bowed their heads, and closed their eyes. Lawrence
started the prayer. Every Thanksgiving, everyone says a short prayer
and they go around the table. Phineas, Ferb, and Candace are always
the last ones.

Phineas,
you know when you said a fresh turkey? Ferb whispered to Phineas,
who was on his left.

He
didnt say that, I did! Candace whispered. Candace was on Ferbs
right.

Oh,
yeah. Ferb whispered..

Did
you get change? Phineas whispered.

Yes,
but theres something I should tell you. Ferb whispered.

What?
Candace asked.

Well,
its so fresh, its barn-yard fresh. Ferb whispered.

Ferb,
what did you do? Phineas whispered.

Kids,
if you dont stop whispering right now, youll be getting a big
spanking. Lawrence whispered. All three emedially got quiet.

When
Kenny was done, it was Candaces turn. God, I thank you that
were all back here safely and I pray that youll do the same for
the armies in Iraq. Candace prayed. She squeezed Ferbs hand.
Thats something the kids started to know when the other ones
done.

Heavenly
Father, I thank you that these two families got merged together eight
years ago. I thank you that the five of us were able to help each
other coax with the death of our loved ones. I pray that youll
bless this family and give us strength to continue. Ferb prayed
then squeezed Phineas hand.

Father,
Son, Holy Ghost, Phineas started. Ferb and Candace , not to
mention Phineas, almost burst our laughing on account of this prayer.
Phineas started again. Father, Son, Holy Ghost, who ever eats
first gets the most. Phineas said.

All
the kids said Amen. Lawrence and Linda gave a disapproving
look. O.K., lets dig in! Uncle Jack said as he lifted the
cover from the platter. Everyone stared at the turkey.

Now,
Ferb, when I said a fresh turkey Candace started. There was a
live turkey on the platter.

Surprise!
Ferb said weakly, sinking down in his chair.