Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Hearts Failing Hopes Falling – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Hearts Failing Hopes Falling – Chapter 1

Hearts Failing, Hopes Falling

A Brandie Delanie Creation

Disclaimer: I dont own Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Perry or any other character seen on Phineas and Ferb. The only thing I own is the laptop Im typing on. Oh, wait; its my familys laptop!

Authors Note: This is a story of troubles of living with a family member in the hospital, barely clinging to life. If youve been in that situation, youll understand the meaning of the story.

Spoiler: Perry is very worried about Phineas, since hes known him for a long time. Doofenshmirtz, Monogram and Karl are all worried about Perry and, to some extent, Phineas. Even though they barely know him, they were worried just the same.

Phineas woke up to a misty morning. He looked over at his brother, Ferb, who was still asleep. Phineas took his rubber ball and threw it at his brother, saying, Hey, wake up, sleepy! Ferb sat up in bed and looked at his brother with a reproachful look.

Perry looked at Phineas and Ferb staring at each other. Phineas apologized, Sorry, buddy. I just wanted you to wake up! The sleepy 15-year old replied, Its ok. You just wanted someone to talk to. So, Im all ears!

The red-haired 13-year old said, Ferb, Ive been feeling really weak and tired lately, our dad just says its a side effect of growing up. Is he right? Should I tell mom? Ferb replied, Well, you should tell both parents and compare their opinions. Then you should try to figure it out yourself if your questions still not answered,

Phineas said, Well, Ive been feeling fatigued in the heart area. And I often have to be pulled out of some soccer games because of that, Now Ferb was getting worried. Could it be? No, it cant be. Ferb, stop thinking that! You dont need to worry Phineas right now.

Candace sat down to her breakfast, waffles with syrup. As she wolfed down her breakfast, she noticed her step-brother, Ferb, coming down the steps. He seemed worried for some reason.

Hey, Ferb, whats wrong? Ferb whispered something to his sister. Gasp! No! He cant! Im gonna tell mom! Ferb said while holding his step-sister back, We cant tell her just yet. Well need proof first. By the way, have you seen Perry?

Perry stood next to a shelf that was really a secret entrance as he put on his hat. (DUN dun. DUN dun!) He dialed a number on a secret number-pad. Then he entered his secret hideout, waiting for the secret mission to be told.

(Great, Im being redundant.)

Monogram looked at Karl and said, Did you remember, dry-clean only? Karl sweatdropped and laughed embarrassedly. You forgot, didnt you? Karl replied, Sir, who has their underwear dry-cleaned?! Its ridiculous! Look, its Agent P!

Perry looked at the screen, waiting. Oh, Agent P! Well, this is embarrassing, said Monogram.

Perry wasnt paying any attention. Ferbs words to Candace (Perry has excellent hearing) echoed in his head: Heart failureheart failureheart failure

Agent P. Agent P! Agent P! Perry snapped back to reality. He looked at Monogram expectantly. Agent P, what were you thinking about? Perry looked down at his feet, upset about Phineas situation.

Whats wrong? Well understand. Right, Karl? Karl took out a translator. Right, sir! Perry thought, Well, Im afraid that Phineas has heart failure! He might die. And the chances that hell get a heart transplant are one in a million. I think Karl repeated the message in third person.

Monogram glanced at Perry, then at Karl. Karl seemed worried, too. Monogram realized that Perry really cared about his owner. What should I do? Start a fundraiser? How will I do it? Bake sale? Im terrible at baking.

Karl said, Um, sir? I think we could start a fundraiser. A doggy day-care! And we could hand out fliers to help support Agent Ps owner. Karl is on the right track, but is it a good idea? We need to meet Agent Ps owner first for it to make sense. But we cant say something like, Your platypus told us. Thatd be stupid!

Perry looked up at the lights that lit up the little room. He was thinking that maybe he could go on a mission to watch Phineas, making sure that he doesnt have a stroke, and if he does, he could call 911.

Karl looked at Perrys thoughts on the translator. He said, Um, sir, maybe Agent P could watch his owner to make sure he doesnt have a stroke. And if he does, Agent P could call 911.

Monogram thought about that for a while. It seemed okay. Almost flawless. But, what could a platypus do? Certainly not mouth-to-mouth!

Karl and Perry looked desperately at Monogram. He was outnumbered on opinion. Perry used the puppy eyes. Monogram sighed in defeat. Oh, all right. Just be careful!

Karl shouted, YES! Did you hear that Agent P? You get to go take care of your owner! Monogram blamingly looked at Karl. Why are you looking at me like that? Monogram replied, Its fun.

Perry ran out, eager to watch over Phineas.

Monogram said to Karl, Do you think you can handle Doofenshmirtz? The 17-year old intern replied, Yep. Im ready as Ive ever been! Karl skipped off, singing, Im gonna stop Doofenshmirtz! Im gonna stop Doofenshmirtz!

Karl drove to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated as the jingle played. Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateeeeeeeed! (Rofl) Doofenshmirtz was apparently up to something.

UhDUH! Karl looked nervously around. He knew Doofenshmirtz was frustrated of all the crashing through walls and windows. So, he just knocked.

Doofenshmirtz answered with a, Perry the–wait, youre not Perry the Platypus! Who the heck are you?

Phineas was walking to the soccer field, being watched by Perry. Perry was hiding on a power line. Dont worry; hes not touching both of them!

Perry slipped while walking on it, and fell. Good thing he landed in a bush. Perry stepped out of the bush, coughing. Note to self, power lines are slippery!

Phineas heard the coughing. Hello? Perry put on the mindless pet act. Oh, there you are Perry! Whoa, that was fast. Perry made the growly noise.

Perry looked at Phineas nervously. This didnt seem too bad. He looked just fine. But looks can be deceiving. Phineas said, Come on, lets go to the soccer game! Im their star player!

Perrys eyes widened in fear. That, he didnt know. That would mean that Phineas is gonna be in the game more than ever! Perry thought, Phineas, dont do it! Dont play! But his efforts were futile, Phineas cant understand platypus talk!

Meanwhile Karl was having problems of his own. Doofenshmirtz was tougher than he thought! It didnt look so good for Karl.

Karl slipped on a puddle of water and landed painfully on his stomach. Doofenshmirtz: 1 Karl: 0 The odds were against him. So, he figured that to have a fighting chance against Doofenshmirtz, hed need some sort of weapon.

Karl dug through his pockets, but the only thing he could find was a water gun. Great, now I can squirt him and say, Bad doggy! Thatsnot a bad plan! Karl filled the squirt toy with water and squirted Doofenshmirtz. Bad doggy!

Doofenshmirtz took out a real gun! Okay, bad plan! Karl dodged a very precise gunshot. He ran, dodging gunshots left and right. It seemed that for once, Doofenshmirtz would win.

The score: Doofenshmirtz: 2 Karl: 0

Phineas was seconds from scoring the winning shot. He dodged the rival team, called his shots, and KICKED! The ball flew through the air and hit the goal. The ref blew the whistle, all the kids but Phineas ran off the field.

Phineas walked. Then, after a pep-talk from the coach, walked home. Perry followed, still nervous for Phineas. Phineas tripped and fell. Remember, this is hard pavement! He didnt get up. Perry started panicking. He checked Phineas pulse, it was rapid and weak.

Perry dialed 911. Hello? Perry answered with the noise he does. The operator said, Hello? Who is this? Oh, Agent P. Whats happened? Perry thought desperately, Phineas fell and hes not getting up. And I checked his pulse and it was rapid and weak! Help! Dont worry! Ill send an ambulance right away! (Oooh, now its getting dramatic!) Perry sat next to Phineas. Phineas muttered weakly, Perry? Dont worry, Phineas. Help is on its way.

Karl had just narrowly escaped death by dropping an anvil on Doofenshmirtz. Then his phone rang, Hello? Karl? Are you there? Karl replied, Yes. So, whats wrong? Agent P was right. Something happened. He thinks that Phineas had a stroke! Karl gasped. Could it be happening? The very thing that Agent P wanted to prevent? Um, sir? Im gonna go see how Agent P is doing.

Doofenshmirtz looked up, WHAT? Whats happening?! Karl replied, Agent Ps owner had a stroke and Im gonna go check on them. Doofenshmirtz stuttered, I-I-Im gonna c-come t-too!

To be continued

Chapter One Complete

Now for Chapter Two

Phineas was getting weaker and weaker by the minute. Perry was trying not to panic, but if the ambulance didnt get there soon, Phineas was a goner.

The stroke, combined with the intense heat, spelled death for Phineas. A siren wailed in the distance. The ambulance was nearly there. Perry calmed down a little. Phineas muttered, P-Perry?

Perry had a feeling that Phineas knew that he was trying the best he could to help. Phineas, dont worry. Theyre nearly here. Phineas looked at Perry and a weak smile crossed his face. I love you, P-Perry (I mean that in a family love way)

A teardrop fell onto the sidewalk. Perry was very worried. Even if the ambulance did make it in time, there still wouldnt be enough time to save Phineas. Perry had just about given up when the ambulance pulled up.

Karl and Doofenshmirtz ran as fast as they could, which was not very fast for Doofenshmirtz. Karl panted, Id better get a donut out of this! Doofenshmirtz replied, I dont care about no donuts, but if I run any longer I will have a stroke!

Karl shouted, Stop complaining! Im the one whos the most worried! And Im starting to think that only Agent P and I seem to be worried about Phineas! Doofenshmirtz was surprised. He had never had anyone care about him like that! He looked at Karl. Karl seemed really worried about Perry and Phineas.

Karls P.O.V.

I saw how emotional Agent P was about this. He didnt seem his perky self, so I knew that something was wrong immediately. I had done my best to help Agent P, and now the worlds racing me against time.

I didnt think that I would make it. I slipped on the pavement at the top of the hill, and I took a tumble. By the time I reached the bottom, I was bloodied up really bad. I had a severe pain on my right arm, and I had sprained my ankle.

A couple kids, a boy and a girl, raced past me. The boy had lime-green hair, and a cream-colored shirt. Did I mention he had purple pants? The girl had orange hair, a red shirt, and a white skirt.

The boy paused. The girl shouted, Come on, Ferb! Weve gotta hurry! Ferb just looked around at me. He seemed pretty worried. And he didnt even know me. Ferb said in a British accent, Candace, you know I care about Phineas, but hes awful hurt too! Weve got to help him!

Id never seen a kid care so much about a stranger. I decided that they didnt need to take care of me when their friend, Phineas, was in greater danger. I said, Oh, dont worry about me. Ill just walk to the hospital. Its only one mile.

End Karls P.O.V.

Perry paced, worried about Phineas more than ever. Phineas was really weak when the ambulance arrived, so the question was, was Phineas still alive? Doctor Tisdale walked out and said, Perry, Phineas is still alive. Just barely clinging to life. Then Doctor Sangster came over and said, But you can visit!

Perry, worried enough, ran to see Phineas. As Perry sat next to Phineas, the red-haired boy said, Perry, Im so glad you were there. If you werent who knows what mightve happened. I might not even be here. Perry knew this.

Perry all of a sudden had a realization. No questions about the hat or how I called 911? Phineas weakly replied, Yeah. But Im just not gonna bother with that right now. Perry sighed, I dont think youre gonna get through this Phineas replied, What? Why not?

He had to tell Phineas sooner or later. Sooner it was. I hate to tell you this, but you might have heart failure. Heart failure?! But, Perry, why? Perry sighed. He had no clue as to why. You-you dont know, do you? The little platypus shook his head sadly. Im sorry, Phineas. Im so sorry.

Karl was only twenty yards away from the hospital when he collapsed, too tired to go on. He held on to his injured arm as a pain shot through it. The pain was unbearable. Karl winced as another pain shot through his arm.

His cell phone rang. Karl answered it with a weak, Hello? Karl? Are you okay? He answered, Not really. I took a really bad tumble and injured my arm and sprained my ankle. And it hurts real bad. Dont worry. Im on my way. Thats what the operator said before the victim died. Karl said as a dial tone hummed. He hung up his phone and put it back in his pocket.

A very sharp pain ran through his injured leg. Things were not going well for the 17-year old, today. Not going well at all. The lime-green haired boy from before ran back. Are you okay? he asked with the familiar British accent.

N-no. I cant-I cant bear the pain much longer. Ferb looked worriedly at Karl. He was not gonna lie, but Karl did look in a lot of pain. Ferb said, I know I have a first aid kit in my backpack somewhere and started digging through his backpack.

First, Ferb pulled out a cell phone. Then a laptop. You keep a laptop in your backpack? questioned Karl. Yes. Dont act so surprised! At last, the first aid kit was pulled out of the bag. A small smile crossed Karls face. Ferb was really prepared for anything.

Major Monogram walked from a forest path onto the sidewalk. He couldnt believe what he was seeing! A cell phone, laptop, and first aid kit lying on the ground next to Karl and a green-haired kid. No way! Snap out of it. Youre seeing things. No, this is real. A pedestrian going out of his way to help someone he doesnt even know?!

He looked back at the scene to see the kid walking off with his stuff, and Karl waving farewell. Bye, Ferb! said the intern, apparently feeling a little better. The kid, apparently named Ferb, said, Im gonna go see my brother Phineas now! Could it be the Phineas that Karl and Agent P keep talking about?

Major Monogram looked at the scene, more confused as hes ever been. UhKarl? Who was that kid? Karl jumped, startled. Oh, dont scare me like that! Well, that was Ferb. Phineas step-brother. He seemed pretty worried the last time. Monogram looked at Karl, still a bit confused. Last time? What are you talking about? Karl started to explain slowly

Perry looked around the hospital lobby as he prepared to exit. He looked behind him as Candace and Ferb fell in through the door. Ferb shouted, Candace! Dont be mad! I didnt know it would be this serious! Candace protested, I dont care! I knew we shouldve told mom! Dont you tell me you didnt know itd be serious!

Perry made himself known by clearing his throat. Ferb muttered, Perry?! What are you doing here? Dr. Tisdale said, Hes here because he called 911 when Phineas had a stroke. Candace and Ferb shouted, A STROKE?! Perry nodded. It was the sad truth, and he knew it. He walked out the door as a sad music played.

(Get ready, cuz heres the musical number!)

You were my friend for a long, long, long time. And its really hard, doing this in rhyme. You may be gone soon, and Im not so happy. I guess I might have to learn to let go

Perry walked the long way home, crying inside. He could never have imagined his life being like this. Perry never knew that Phineas would have heart failure.

Letting go! Is the hardest thing to do! If I do it, I end up feeling blue! Oh, Ill miss you

Perry looked back at the hospital. He thought, I hope you get through this, Phineas. Because my life is nothing without you. Perry looked back on the past, to when he first met Phineas

Flashback

A little 5-year old boy smiled as he pulled a blue platypus out of a box. Wow! A platypus! Thanks Candace! Candace replied/muttered, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feed it, love it, brush it. Just dont bug me! Phineas looked back at the platypus and said, Im going to name you Perry!Perry growled. He thought, I guess I could live with this family. This kid seems okay

Phineas cuddled Perry. Oh, Perry, youre gonna be the best pet ever! Im gonna teach you how to roll over! I really like this kid. The only way I would leave forever is if they give me away. But thats very unlikely. The 5-year old Phineas laughed. This is the best birthday present ever!

End Flashback

Perry sighed. His life would be empty without Phineas. Phineas was the only reason he felt at home in this place. He sadly walked back into the house. Mr. and Mrs. Flynn were out. Probably visiting Phineas. Perry figured that hed better tell Monogram.

So he went down to his little hideout. Monogram was tapping a microphone. Is this thing on? Tap, tap. Perry cleared his throat. Oh, Agent P! Dont scare me like that! A cat yowled off screen. Karl, also off screen, shouted, OW! It doesnt have to be this difficult! You can settle your cat-dog differences a different way! YOW! Dont bite my butt!

Perry just stared. Monogram muttered, Id better go stop those two from mutilating Karl. Be right back, Agent P. He walked off screen. ALL RIGHT YOU TWO! Kitty, go cough up hairballs! Doggy, go chew on some shoes or something! OW! NOT MY SHOES! Karl said, I dont think theyre gonna do that. OW! Monogram replied, You-OW!- think?!

Perry just stared as Karl stumbled past the camera. Karl had the cats agent hat on his head. The cat ran past, followed by Agent D. Karl shouted, HEY! Dont chew on his tail! Sigh. Sometimes I hate my job. Monogram walked by, grumbling, I hear ya. Breaking up a cat-fight isnt any piece of cake!

Karl looked at Perry and said, Agent P, is Phineas doing okay? Hes doing a little better, but not much. Oh. But, do you think you could come over here and help with things. First you might wanna break up Agent D and the cat agents fight? Perry nodded. He figured that he needed something to do to get his mind off Phineas.

Karl sighed, Hed better get here soon or were gonna have a cat casserole for lunch tomorrow! Perry ran in, apparently eager to break up the fight. He jumped in between Agent D and the cat agent. (Whom I havent come up with a name for) The two glared at Perry, then they all started fighting. Karl muttered, I guess its a bad day for all of us.

Monogram walked over. And to make matters worse, Agent C has been turned into take-out, Agent W is now bird food and Agent P is the one being mutilated by Agent D and the cat agent! Karl groaned. This was not his day. Ill go rescue Agent P. Perry plopped out of the fight, covered in scrapes and scratches. Agent P, are you okay? Been better. Been worse, too.

Karl and Monogram exchanged looks. I guess Agent P couldnt do it, huh? Yep. He couldnt. I guess Ill try one last time Then Karl pounced onto Agent D, then grabbed Agent Kitty. LISTEN! You two are gonna settle your differences the RIGHT way! And thats to go on Dr. Phil! Monogram groaned. This was definitely Karls most awkward moment. Agent D yelped.

Hed seen the show. Agent D did not like it at all! Swearing and yelling! And some scary things. Agent Kitty mewed. No! Not Dr. Phil! I hate that show! Karl set them down and smirked. Agent D barked at Agent Kitty. Then they shook, er, paws. Karl walked back over and said, Now tell me my ideas are dumb!

Monogram had never realized that Karl has a few tricks up his sleeve. This was the weirdest thing hed ever seen. Just threatening to put them on Dr. Phil worked. I hate to say it, but Agent D is so stupid to get along with a CAT! Karl just stared. You just said you didnt want them to fight! Well, yeah! Because theyre fellow agents! Plus they might tear the place apart.

Agent P, still exhausted from the fight, panted. I guess Ill go stop Doofenshmirtz. Karl said, Ok, because I just found out that Doofenshmirtz is trying to make it night forever! Perry ran to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

Not caring about Doofenshmirtzs being upset, Agent P crashed through the wall. Perry the Platypus, what an unpredictable surprise! And by unpredictable I mean COMPLETELY PREDICTABLE! Agent P glared at Doofenshmirtz. Fine, Perry the Platypus! If you want to do it the hard wayIll just lock you in this room! Agent P tapped his foot to get the point across. Oh, youre looking for a plot point. We dont always need a plot point, you know! Im just doing this for fun!

Yeah, right! Agent P ran and slid past Doofenshmirtz, and tripped him with his tail. Doofenshmirtz fell over, apparently not expecting this tactic. All right, Perry, you want hard? Ill give you hard! The evil doctor pulled out a gun! Agent P stared at the weapon in fear. But he didnt let fear stop him. He leapt at Doofenshmirtz, apparently determined to defeat Doofenshmirtz. The brown-haired doctor dodged the attack, which sent Agent P slamming into the wall.

Before his nemesis could recover, Doofenshmirtz aimed the gun at Agent P and pulled the trigger. BANG! Agent P ducked just in time. Weak and tired from the cat-dog fight, he barely had time to dodge the second shot. Doofenshmirtz smirked evilly at the platypus and shot at him. Agent P dodged again, his fatigue showing a little too much. I dont think I can go on like this Doofenshmirtz lunged at Perry, determined to win for once. He had pinned the little platypus to the ground. Perry squirmed frantically. He had to escape somehow. The platypus smacked Doofenshmirtz with his tail, then bolted toward the door. Oh no you DONT! Doofenshmirtz shouted and threw the gun at the blue platypus.

SMACK! It hit Agent P right in the head. Perry collapsed, it was too much. One more hit and he was finished. As Doofenshmirtz raised the gun for a second strike, he noticed how weak the little platypus was. Perry thought desperately, SomeonehelppleaseI cant go on. Doofenshmirtz was having second thoughts about throwing the gun again. He saw that Perry was badly hurt by the first strike.

Perry the Platypus, are you okay? Doofenshmirtz knew that he wasnt, but asked anyway. Perry replied, What do you care? Youre the one who wants to finish me off! Doofenshmirtz protested, I was going to, but then I noticed how weak you were and had second thoughts. Maybe fighting you isnt the best thing to do. Perry then realized that Doofenshmirtz may be turning over a new leaf. You finally realized that? sarcasm What a great time to do that!

Doofenshmirtz sighed. Wed better get you to the vet. He set down the gun and picked up the little platypus. I just hope we get there in time

Doofenshmirtz shouted, TAXI! Hey, TAXI! Ugh! Whats a guy got to do to get a cab in this city? A taxi finally pulled up. Doofenshmirtz got in and said, Danville Veterinary Clinic, and hurry! The (formerly) evil doctor held Perry closer to his body, for heat transference. Perrys weak shivering stopped after a few minutes. The little platypus gripped onto Doofenshmirtzs shirt and whimpered. I dont feel so good.

Doofenshmirtz looked down at Perry, worried now more than ever! Perry the platypus, its gonna be all right. Perry hugged the doctor, very forgivingly. Doofenshmirtz whispered to himself, I just hope so

Karl paced, very nervous, and said, Agent P has been gone way too long! Much longer that he shouldve been! I think that something must be wrong! Monogram said, Relax. He probably wanted to get some take-out on the way back! To see what happened to Agent C! (He became Popcorn Chicken at KFC) Agent D suggested, Maybe Agent P is in trouble. I hear that Doofenshmirtz has gotten way tougher lately! Monogram looked at Karl, who was starting to get really upset. Agent D! Dont say that! Im sure that Agent P is fine!

Karls cell phone rang for the third time that day. Hello? Yes. Do you know a Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz? Yes, why? Well, he came into our clinic carrying a badly injured platypus. Do you have any knowledge of this? Karl looked up in fright. No, I didnt! Until now. What happened?! The person over the phone said, Well, it appears that the platypus was struck in the head by something. Karl gasped. No, not Agent P. Please, no Im on my way. Karl hung up and placed the phone back in his pocket.

Monogram and the other agents looked at Karl as he began to cry. Karl, whats wrong? Karl sniffed. Agent-Agent P has-has been taken to the vet because-because he was struck in the head by some-something! The intern starting sobbing. Apparently, he had some sort of deep friendship with Agent P. Monogram gasped. Could it be true? Could Agent P be in the same situation as Phineas? Barely clinging to life? Karl, wed better go make sure that Agent P is okay. Deep down, Monogram knew that Agent P was not okay, but he couldnt stand to see Karl this depressed.

Karl looked up, Well, if it means I get to see Agent P, ok.

Doofenshmirtz sat in the waiting room, still hugging Perry to him. The little blue platypus whimpered, still in pain. The brown-haired doctor just looked down at Perry, then looked back up. The other pets there werent injured as seriously as Perry. The vet walked up and said, Well, the blow dealt by the gun caused a minor concussion. And the platypus had broken his left leg. But a few days of rest, he should be fine. The platypus gripped Doofenshmirtzs white lab coat and cuddled it.

Doofenshmirtz exited the clinic and stepped outside, still holding the little platypus. Very carefully, Doofenshmirtz took off the lab coat and wrapped it around Perrys body, attempting to keep him warm in the cold night. Doofenshmirtz, is this for real? Could you actually be turning good? Doofenshmirtz replied, I dont know. I just felt that helping you was the right thing to do. (Wow, that rhymes.) Perry sighed. For the first time in his life, he felt comfortable near Doofenshmirtz.

(Now, another musical number)

You used to be my nemesis, now you are my friend.

We always fought and fought and fought, but in the end wed make amends. We never got along, but in the end we knew it was wrong. In the past we were worst enemies, but now we are best friends

Doofenshmirtz sighed, I guess were stuck at a hotel for the night because the taxi drivers are off the clock. He started to step off the curb, then Perry thought, THATS NOT A CROSSWALK! Doofenshmirtz replied, Oops, sorry.

Enemies turned friends are now not just pretend. Its reality, but not just you and meThere are other people who are enemies, and now theyre turning friends for good

Doofenshmirtz sighed, he had walked 6 miles looking for a cross walk. No luck.

Youre my friend.

(that was the end of that musical number)

Chapter Two Complete. (dang, it was long.)

(Now for Chapter Three)

The next day

Phineas had made a full recovery from the accident on the sidewalk. (That was fast) He was coming home today. Ferb, exited to see his step-brother out of the hospital, starting talking more than usual. They had never realized that Perry had gone missing.

Candace had ordered a pizza to eat while waiting for Phineas to arrive. Guys, Im home! shouted Phineas. He had snuck up on them. Ferb jumped and Candace accidentally slapped the pizza slice onto her face. She wiped the sauce and said, Phineas, youre back! I missed you! Gasp! Did I say that out loud? Ferb replied, Yes, you did. Phineas hugged his sister and step-brother. I thought Id never see you again! admitted Phineas.

Before Ferb or Candace could ask why, the door-bell rang. Candace answered it as she grumbled, For the last time, its been over 30 minutes! That pizza is FREE! A red-haired 17-year old with glasses just stared at Candace as if she were insane. Uhwhat? Oops. I thought you were the pizza guy.

Karl blinked. Anyways, have you noticed a little blue platypus anywhere? Candace glanced at Phineas. Well, the only blue platypus I know is Perry. Hes just Candace ran throughout the house shouting for Perry. Umhes not here right now. Hes

MISSING?! shouted Monogram. Agent P was missing?! Karl replied, Yep. Thats what she said. Missing. How could he be missing? Karl said, I dont know, but Candace was really cute. (This is when the love triangles start: JeremyxCandacexKarl) Monogram looked at Karl. What? Karl, laughing nervously, replied, Oh, nothing.

I hope not. We know Agent P isnt with them. So, that means well have to go see Doofenshmirtz! Karl looked around nervously. ErI have togo to the doctors tomorrow. Ive been a little pale lately and theyre gonna see if Im anemic! Monogram looked at Karl suspiciously. Are you trying to get out of seeing Doofenshmirtz? Karl sighed, Yes, I am! And you would too if he tried to kill you with a gun just like he did with me!

Monogram sighed. Karl did have a point. But, why would Doofenshmirtz start using a gun all of a sudden? Maybe he was tired of being beaten up all the time? Well, you can stay here. Im going to go. As Monogram started to walk off, Karl said, Oh, thanks! Then, Monogram grabbed the back of Karls shirt and dragged the intern off, whom was struggling and kicking and shouting, No! No! No! Im not going! You cant make me! No!

Knock! Knock! Hello? Anybody home?! No answer. KNOCK! KNOCK! HELLOOOOO?! Still no answer. Karl muttered, Well, he must be out. Goodbye! Then he started to sneak off. Karl, wait. I think jiggling the doorknob would loosen the lock. Monogram did just that. The door creaked open. Karl said, Oh, how about that! A loose lock! sarcasm Great! The two peeked inside. Nobody there. They stepped in. Still nobody.

Squish! Karl flinched. Carpet didnt normally make that noise. He stepped back and looked down. There was a damp spot on the carpet. Karl looked at it more closely and noticed a reddish tint to the stain. He gasped. A bloodstain. Oh-no. This couldnt be Umsir? You should see this Monogram walked over. Is thatblood? Yeah. I think so. But its still wet, so it must be recent. Squish! Its stained pretty deep, so it mustve been heavy bleeding. Monogram looked at Karl again. The 17-year old was walking toward a window. Tell the police that it was suicide. Then Karl prepared to jump. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, now! Dont go killing yourself just yet! What if Agent P is just fine? Then killing yourself is just a waste of time! Karl thought for a while. Monogram was making sense, but the odds of Agent P being okay were one in a million. Well, Ill hold suicide offfor now

Doofenshmirtz sighed. They had ended up sleeping on a park bench. Now, he was trying to find Perrys owners. Perry the platypus, are you feeling okay? Just a little better. But not much. Doofenshmirtz looked around. Which house is your house? Perry looked at Doofenshmirtz. WHAT?! No! We cant go there! Thatd be awkward!

Work In Progress (W.I.P.) More to come. I came up with the idea while reading a magazing article on heart failure. I thought, “What would happen if Phineas got heart failure?” And the words just came to me so…review please! (B.T.W., I wrote the dry-cleaned underpants part at 6:30 AM and I had just eaten a sugar stick!)

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